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vanessa

what the hell are you guys talking aboot?

About Me

if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space. don't dare tell me that the sky's the limit, when i'm going to pluto. i think everyone should know something about everything and everything about something. also, everyone should know "hello", "goodbye", "please", "thank you", and "where is the toilet?" in at least two languages other than their own. i don't trust the motives of the united states government, but i appreciate having armed forces protect our country from other evils. i do not live in the "land of the free" if we cannot agree on basic rights for all. i have not seen the harry potter nor the lord of the rings movies, nor have i read the books. i do not intend on doing either. i also have not seen the shows american idol, survivor, or the o.c., nor do i plan to. if it's your native language, for the love of theo, speak and write it correctly! humanity thrives on control and rebellion. unfortunately, all you can control is yourself, so don't blame anyone else for your fall. don't be a shit stain on humanity, make a difference to make this world a better place. don't look back, the barrel is on your temple and i'm ready to fire.

My Interests

i like stuff! you know; anatomy, anthropology, art, bass guitar, beauty, biology, black and white photography, body modification, boots, brains, chuck palahniuk, comedy, corsets, corvettes, cross dressers, dark humor, death, decay, deformity, domination, edward gorey, electric guitar, family guy, fetish, food, forensics, george carlin, handcuffs, hate, health, hickeys, holistic health, invader zim, jones soda, kissing, love, lunar eclipses, lunar photography, lust, music, naturapathy, night skies, nothing, oil paints, pain, physiology, pleasure, quackery, richard belzer, robin williams, rubber duckies, sarcasm, sin, skin ensembles, social chameleons, sociology, south park, tattoos, the boondocks comic, the moon, the who, tim burton, torture, trenchcoats, urban decay, and useless knowledge.i absolutely cannot stand feet nor fish. they both creep me out to no end, except i can wear flipflops and you can't.

I'd like to meet:

i just want to meet everyday people who have inspired someone.though, if you're talking famous people, i would love to meet freddie mercury or george harrison. too bad they're both dead though.

Music:

i love music. i don't have a particular favorite of one genre or one band, i listen to whatever comes to me. though, i do sing karaoke to the radio at work when no one's around, even though its music from the 70s and 80s. the worst part, i know 90% of the lyrics to the songs.

Movies:

there's a lot of movies i like, but i think i'll have to add this list later.

Television:

ah yes, the glowing box. i like law&order and csi and their respective franchises. i also like a majority of the shows on the court tv, discovery, and national geographic channels. i don't watch tv that often though.

Books:

i don't really read as much as i'd like to. so recommend to me your favorite books and i'll see if i get a chance to reading some of them!

Heroes:

i don't have a hero, i only look up to the person i'm becoming (and everyone else, seeing as how i'm so short)