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Mayor B

When I'm Good, I'm Good.... When I'm Bad, I'm Better.

About Me

Where to start... Well...I have been often associated with the word special. Whether or not this is the-smart-kid-at-the-back-of-the-classroom special or the-kid-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-little-yellow-bus-that-d rools-alot special I havent quite established yet.
To perform a dramatization of my life you will require alot of various CDs, mostly Heavy Metal and Electronica, as well as a very large amount of glowsticks and finally many sharp things ranging from your average kitchen knife to your double edge, broad sword with a leather bound hilt and a tri-tip blade made of no less then 420 grade surgical steel ( yes.... I am fascinated with sharp things....perhaps too much ).
At any given time, I'll have a variety of blades on me. It has been mentioned that from time to time I can have the capacity to be equipped with more metal then a swiss army knife.
If it hasnt been associated already, I am a very random person and often times unpredictable. Now don't get me wrong here, just because I am random does not mean I am not dependable. I am a romantic at heart and thus very devoted to my friends and family etc etc.I am a man of many vices... Take philosophy for example, I am a philosophy addict, so if you ever see me alone and just chillin, you will probably find a philosophy book in my hands.
Another such vice is the study of humanity and it's unorthodox and otherwise mundane activities. Watching people.. just watching them, day to day... is a unique activity unlike any other... Especially when they unaware of that X-Factor that is lurking in the shadows. (Insert Evil Laugh Here)
I have a very wide and ecclectic group of friends that I truly love with all my heart ( whats left of it anyhow )... but one thing remains constant no matter how far apart we may be, or however many issues there are between us... we are quite simply, bat shit crazy.
Bonfires, sword fights and midnight romps through grave yards are our daily activities ( and the occasional karioke night ). We have seen our share of people running away screaming at the site our antics, but in turn have proven many a bond with those that agree with our otherwise "strange" nature.
Since the year 2000 I have been a mobile DJ doing solo shows and bringing music to the masses. Music is by far 33% of my life, I have been playing about....7 different instruments over the 10 years, so if anyone is looking for a great conversation starter....go with music.
Starting in early 2006, I began to produce my own brand of electronica/industrial techno music. I am luckily backed by the company I DJ for as far as creative rights and being able to debut "my twisted sense of music" as they like to say.... Honestly kids.. have you ever heard Metalica's "Enter Sandman" with the back beat of the Chicken Dance? Pretty f**ked up eh?
My purpose on myspace is to try and find some new people just to hang out with, talk to, and with any luck, something more.
"Understanding can only be reached through confrontation"
with that being said, drop me a line and lets see what can start.....

My Interests

Art,
Writing,
Music,
Film,
Sword Collecting,
Playing: Pool, Bowling, Darts, Fencing,
Sharp Things Of All Kinds
Raving ( the lights and techno kind, not the anger kind )
Glowsticks and the sticking thereof
Philosophy and the quoteing/studying thereof
Blading ( it's not as bad as it sounds )

I'd like to meet:

The Broken Lizard Comedy Troupe (Movie Peoples)
Quinten Tarentino (Director)
Kevin Smith (Director)
Reel Big Fish (Band)
Orbital (DJ)
Apollo 440 (DJs)
Milla Jovovich (Hottie Actress)
Beck (Music Artist)


The People Who Trust Me
They Are An Impressive Bunch

She Is One Above Many... The Remainder Of The Elite
Ashley

This Lady Just Rocks... No Questions Asked
Anne

She Is The Physical Embodiment Of My Filthy Mind...
Sara

My Psycotic Brother From A Different Mother...
Sam

A Tim Is A Horrible Thing To Waste...
Tim

Superman Ain't Got Shit On This Man
Sven

This Is Not A Man... This Is A Larson
Larson

The Man, The Myth The....
Kimo

The Closest Thing To A Smooth Pimp That I Know...
Adam

Crazy Cool, Anime Lady
Niamh

Quite Possibly Filled With Creamy Goodness...
C.J.

I Call Her Cool Techno Lady
Neonheart

She Is The One With Whom I Consume Evil, And Distribute Sin
Lynn

Coolest Damn Mother I Know...
::...Andrea...:::

She Is Crazy Enough To Hang With Us... But She Is Smart Enough To Say WTF??
Tina

There Are Many, Yet They Are Few

Music:

Anything and everything so long as it doesnt involve making sweet monkey love to a tractor.
Music interests include:

Rock
Metal
Tech Rock ( KMFDM, Gravity Kills, )
Tad bit of Rap
Techno
Blues
Funk
Classical
Neo Classical

Individual Artists Include :
Seether
Shinedown
Lacuna Coil
KMFDM
Gravity Kills
Traci Lords
Juno Reactor
Don Davis
Korn
Stabbing Westward
Orbital
DJ Tiesto
Lords Of Acid
Alterbridge
Outkast
PM5K This List Goes On For Miles.....

Movies:


Anything by Kevin Smith,
Pulp Fiction,
Kill Bill,
Resident Evil I & II,
Hackers,
Johnny Mnemonic,
Johnny Dangerosly,
Matrix Trilogy,
Gone In 60 Secs,
Club Dread,
Super Troopers,
Billy Madison,
Happy Gilmore
etc....
This List Also Never Ends....

Television:

South Park,
Simpsons,
Attack Of The Show,
X-Play,
Family Guy,
Robot Chicken,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Soprano's
Drawn Together
Headbangers Ball
Myth Busters
Inked
Mindfreak

To be honest, I watch more movies then I do TV

Books:

Left Behind Series
Anything By Robert Heinlein, In Particular: The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress & Starship Troopers
Underworld
Pretty Bones
The Count Of Monte Cristo

Heroes:

Brother ( Aaron, 26 )
Kevin Smith
( Insert Deity Of Choice Here )
The Man Or Woman Who Invented Glowsticks

My Blog

Working Late...

So, I find myself chilling at Shinders sometime after closing. The carpets are getting cleaned and a key holder needs to hang behind so that the doors can get locked upon their finish. I tell ya man....
Posted by Bowman on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST

Not My Words, But Damn It Has Some Good Points.

I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your ch...
Posted by Bowman on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

Forbes: Twin Cities are .2 on drunkest cities list

Forbes magazine gave a dubious honor to Minneapolis and St. Paul by naming them as the No. 2 "Most Drunken City" in the nation. First place went to Milwaukee, Wis. The publication ranked the country'...
Posted by Bowman on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

Halloween 2006

I'll be honest with ya, this has prolly been the most lack luster Halloween I've been privy to. And I've been unconcious for at least 2 in recent memory. But all was not lost... There were little kids...
Posted by Bowman on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

*Disapointment*

gah, I feel like shit right now... I feel like shit cause.... too many re-occuring reasons. I feel like shit most of all cause.... cause I hate it when people that I loathe end up being right about my...
Posted by Bowman on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Champaigne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends....

All I am saying is that the more things change... the more they stay the same. There is no point in listing names, because they don't even associate with me anymore. Thankfully it isnt anyone in my co...
Posted by Bowman on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

Honestly People... Why?

Why do people even bother putting them selves through relationships... 9 times out of 10, you are just gonna get hurt.... I mean come on people... Alcholism wouldnt be nearly as bad of a problem that ...
Posted by Bowman on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

Humor

So... in my perpetual boredom... On Sunday Sven and I ( 99.9%  Sven ) came up with or rather realized that Bowman ( my name ) contains the letters W-O-M-A-N. Thinking that I was b...
Posted by Bowman on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

Through Glass

Ya know... As I was walking around Shinders today, I stumbled upon a magazine for metal music. Upon this cover was a story about Slipknot / Stone Sour's Corey Tailor(sp?) Now, first and formost, this ...
Posted by Bowman on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:54:00 PST

Curiosity Threw The Cat Into The Wheat Thresher

bet you can't do this, because only 1 in every 30 people can.I dare you to tell the person who posted this bulletin the absolute truth of how you feel about them. I mean EVERYTHING that you think a...
Posted by Bowman on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:33:00 PST