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Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack!

The Godfather of the bones movement!

About Me


Hi, I am Chris Jones. I am just a skinny (yet swole), young kid trying to make my mark on the Southeast wrestling scene. I was trained by Soulman Alex G (student of Boris, Dean, and Joe Malenko, and Karl Gotch) in a school in the middle of the Little Haiti ghetto. He kept me in the "dojo" for 1 and a half years before my first match, a battle royal. Since then I have gone on to wrestle in 5 states throughout the Southeast with feds like Full Impact Pro (FL), GEAR (FL), Dropkick Pro Wrestling (GA), Great Championship Wrestling (AL), AWA World-1 South (GA), MXPW (FL), and WCEW in the Carolinas. I was trained the right way, and I owe him a lot. He is a beautiful person.
When I am not wrestling, I enjoy provoking old people, obscenely dancing to loud rap music, yelling at people in a car then driving away real fast, and trying to build the best wardrobe out of clothes that aren't mine. My biscuit is my life, 9k for a watch, so worth it!!
Most importantly I was a former 1 time NAWA Welterweight Tag Team Champion... of the WORLD and current D1PW Cruiserweight champion, Pro Wrestling Fusion Luchacore Champion and 1/2 ASW Tag Team Champ... yeah whatever
Chris Jones official mixtape!!

My Interests

Propel Fitness Water
Lifting weights
Tropical Skittles
Training wit' Soulman Alex G
Guitar Hero!
Prank phone calls
Hialeah FleaMarket USA
Random ass Florida towns
Prank phone calling people on the TV
Wrestling...duh
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
The worst professional wrestling on Earth
Grillin' to rap music
Shoney breakfast buffets in Alabama
Messaging people while their away messages are on
Meeting new people in different cities
The Waffle House
Playing sports without my shirt on.
Claw Games
Jacuzzis rule.

I'd like to meet:

Boogeyman, Big Foot, sasquatch, ghosts, zombies, Skunk Apes, the Yeti, Ogres, Trolls... and Wade Koverly.
I would like to meet Jediman Alex G

Music:

TEDDY PAIN!, Lil Wayne, Mike Jones, N.W.A, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, A Tribe Called Quest, Dat Nigga' Rick Ross, Yung Berg, Sugarhill Gang, CKY, Nas, The Chili Peppers, Turbonegro, Richard Cheese, Tom Green, Queen, Young Joc, Public Enemy, David Bowie, Pearl Jam, Living Colour, R Kelly, Big L, Tool, Akon, Papoose, Del The Funky Homosapien, Incubus, Kanye West, Luscious Jackson, Eazy E, Paul Wall, Buckethead, Iron Maiden, Dr. Dre, DRE (North Miami) and Sublime
reeboks wit the straps!!!

Movies:

GOOD BURGER!!!!, Roscoe's House of Chicken N' Waffles, Sweet Potato Pie, Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Snakes on A Plane, A Pursuit to Happyness, Swimming Upstream, Batman Begins, Glory Road, Bombing The System, Freestyle: The Art of Rhyme, Freddy Got Fingered, Hustle & Flow, Beyond the Mat, Sin City, Boyz in the Hood, Pulp Fiction, Clerks I/II, BASEketball, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, American History X, Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke, Still Smokin, Nice Dreams, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, Reservior Dogs, War of The Worlds, Snatch, Borat, Jackass 2, The one where Clint Eastwood is the boxing manager and he managing that chick and she dies, that's an awesome one and Kazaam.

Television:

WWE shows, WRESTLING(ANY FORM), MXC, Wonder Showzen, Wildboyz, Viva La Bam, Lucha on Galavision, Rocko's Modern Life, Figure It Out, MTV's Juvies, Andy Milonakis, Strangers With Candy, True Life, Laguna Beach, Upright Citizens Brigade, Stankervision, The Tom Green Show, Wrestling Society X, Jackass, Stella, [b]Saved by the Bell[/b], Hey Arnold, Family Matters, Double Dare, King of the Hill, Maximum Exposure, Real TV, Next, Maui Fever, The Ultimate Fighter, Weeds, Prison Break, TRAILER PARK BOYS and Team Sanchez.
I really love basketball, too. It's my favorite.

Books:

Funny Cats are better than books fo sho.

Heroes:

People who've come up from the bottom to the top, but still stay true to the game.
CP3 for MVP!!!

My Blog

Hyped!

I have the honor of competing in this year's Jeff Peterson Memorial Cup, here is a little interview/biography piece done by Alan Wojcik: Chris Jones JPC ProfileHere is a sweet graphic with me holding ...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:04:00 PST

For the boneheads/boners!

Hey guys, it's your neighborhood superman, the Godfather of the bones movement, Chris Jones here. This is for the fans. I feel as if I let down my fans a little bit this past weekend. Allow me to expl...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:28:00 PST

Erick Stevens vs Chris Jones! Video Inside!

Erick Stevens vs Chris Jones
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:58:00 PST

Lil Wayne

Yea... Yea Yes Ima call this here... real rap Cause this rap is real... ya know? i hope you aint to tired to cry and i hope you know you aint never to alive to die listen......
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:54:00 PST

motherfuckin Steak and Shake!!!

Now, this place is pretty awesome. The food isn't really that expensive at all, and tends to come quickly. The triple steakburger is one of the greatest things eveeeer. I wish to work there, and deli...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST

March 2 double 0 7

March 2007 has been one heck of a month for me on a professional level. As it finally draws to a close, I would like to have an ode to what was a pretty cool month. March 3rd saw the debut of a super...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST

Satisfied unsatisfaction (random)

Do you know what I mean? I guess, it's good to have a drive inside of you that strives for more. I am not sure though, and it's always the little shit to get ya and knock you back down. It's very con...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST

Crazy roadtrip.

Well, after.... -A really stiff enziguri, and a match I am proud of. -Meeting new people. -Getting stopped for doing 65 in a 35. -Getting detoured onto a road shaped like curving c's with semi trucks...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

Clips of Chris Jones vs Spectrum from Florida United!!!

My enterance! A small clip of the match I don't wanna wrestle this rainbow faggot! Florida United DVD will be out soon hopefully. ...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

Let's hear it for the Waffle House

Goddamn, if one food chain could ever make a man from the DURTY SOUTH sing it's the Waffle House. It sucks that there are none in Miami, and the closest one is like 30 minutes away, but if you could g...
Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:01:00 PST