Jack....

I'd like to meet:

Oooo, basically anyone but don't bother if you've obviously missed the bus! Ok there are exceptions I'm one of them! I mainly want to meet anyone who are happy! I love making people laugh and making smiles out of frowns. Lying under the stars on a beach, but they have to be able to keep it real!

London

Melbourne

Music:

I have loads of top notch bands and artists like: Led Zepplin, Zutons, Nirvana, Eric Clapton, cream, Thin Lizzy, Foo Fighters, Feeder, Outkast, Oasis, Blur, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Keane, Lenny Kravitz, Maroon 5, Razorlight, ACDC, RHCP, QOTSA, RATM, Stereophonics, Supergrass, The Libertines, The Verve, The White Stripes, Travis, Chemical Bro, The Killers, Queen, Weezer, Darkness, Mcfly, The Who, ok sorry got carried away, you get the picture! and Staus quo Plus all the classics.... Madness, Marc Bolan, etc. Pearl Jam, Radio 4, Tina Turner, Blink 182, My chemical romance, Finch, Franz ferdinand, Sciccor sisters, more ACDC, Goriilaz, Boom town rats, Elton John, Dire Straights, Sting, Guns 'n' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Joss Stone, Graham Coxon, Sex Pistols, U2, Kula Shaker, Athlete, Beatiful south, Billy Joel, Fine young Canibbals, 10cc, Madonna, George Michale/Wham, Yes, Run DMC, The Eagles, Phill collins, Spandau Ballet, Dido, The Wombats, Sting + the Police.... The keeps growing!I would be forever adding to this list but im an open book

Movies:

Anchor Man, Spiderman, Batman, Ghostbuster, The Transporter 1 + 2, The Decent, Dog Soldiers, Con Air, War of the Worlds, Batman, The Rock, Snatch, Enter the Dragon, Napoleon Dynamite, Broken Arrow, Crash, Ong Bak, The Warrior King, Jaws, I, Robot, The Beach, Hard Candy, Once were Warriors, Saving Private Ryan, Commando, Into the Wild This is England.... There are plenty more.

Television:

Man theres so much bollocks on T.V. at the mo but nothing beats Neighbors - Long Live Harold! Documentaries. The odd addictive T.V series

Books:

I love philosophy, i read books every now and then but i just sit down and right thoughts all the time, i mainly read reference books and teaching books. I might even right one one day....Buddy Rich - Modern Interpretation of Drum Rudiments,Eckart Tolle - The Power of Now + Practicing the Power of Now,Stick Fighting - Masaaki Hatsumi,Total Aikido - Gozo Shioda,The real meaning of Life - David Seaman,The Game - Neil Strauss

Heroes:

My Nan, Ian Smith (not my mate, he plays Harold Bishop in Neighbours), David Hasslehoff (he has signed a picture of me!), Travis Barker, Paul McCartney, Steve Irwin, Timmy Mallet, Jeremy Beadle, Rigno Star, Noel Edmunds, Buddy Rich, Gene Krupa, Freddy Mercury, Brian May, Bon Scott, Thomas Lang, Benny Greb, Johnny Raab, Jo Jo Mayer, Bruce Lee, Tony Jaa Steeve Coogan plus genuin people you meet everyday....'Be excellent to each other' - Bill & Ted'60% of the time it works, everytime' - Anchorman'In the quiet words of the vigin Mary, Come again?' - Snatch'I had a job once it was awful' - House of Lords (Young Knives)'You were screaming at your mum and i was punching your dad' - Young Knives (shes attracted to)'What i can't be today, i can be tommorow' - Paul Weller'Why the fuck would i want a caravan with no fucking wheels!' - Snatch'Yes it's an extender!' - Alan Partridge'Shes got problems' - Me'Good drummers borrow, excelent drummer steal' - Guru'90% mentle, 10% physical' - Guru'Yes Tommy its tip, top' - Snatch'Oh fuck it il do the fight for free!' - Snatch'Lets split up, yeah we can do more damage that way' - Ghostbusters'Thats a big twinky' - Ghostbusters'Would anyone like a, peanut?' - Shaun of the Dead'Sugar?, No thankyou Turkish, i'm sweet enough....' - Snatch'My name is Jonas' - Weezer'Is he going to get any petrol? ... No, he's just using the forecourt to turn round... He thinks he's Rod Stewart!' - Alan Partridge'Don't rub your fanny on me!' - Alan Partridge'It's basically sex music.' - Alan Partridge'Sonja, that was classic intercourse.' - Alan Partridge'Right the boys are back in the barracks' - Alan Partridge'You can stop giggeling, or ill take down your particulars' - Alan Partridge'In the name of Meatloaf!' - Me'I love hard rock, i live for hard rock, i rock hard. I'm rock hard right now!' - Dave Grohl'The only way to do it, is to do it' - Me'Didn't even wash my hands, 'cos i'm a bloody bloke!' - Alan Partirdge'If i throw a dog a bone i don't want to know if it taste's good or not, if you stop when im walking again i'll cut your fucking jacobs off!' - Snatch'Bull shit Mr. Han man!' - Enter the Dragon'You better watch out mother fucker, this green berret is gunna kick your ass!' 'Green Berret?, i eat them for breakfast and right now im very hungry!' Commando(will) 'Jack, mate are you awake?' (me) 'Yea mate, im just being silly' - Me'Back off man, I'm a scientist' - Ghostbusters'Hey, do you want to come back to mine and watch Ghostbusters?' - Me'I'll be too busy looking good' - Enter the Dragon'I'm a guy of simple and basic needs!' - Me'Like butholes revenge!' - Phi'It's in that place where i put that thing that time' - Hackers'Smile you son of a bitch!' - Jaws'This is Stefan, his name is Stefan. Harden the FUCK up Stefan!' - Chopper'Full flavour BEHAVOIR' - Me'Slap and tickle' - Me'Bump and grind' - Me'Afternoon Delight' - Anchorman'Milk was a bad choice' - Anchorman'The art of fighting without fighting....' - Enter the Dragon-Are you the AC or the DC? (Bon) Neither. I..m the lightning flash in the middle. (Bon Scott)'Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!' - Anchorman'They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time' - Anchorman