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Jake

so vanity's got this new gun that she wants to try on you.

About Me

I WON'T BE BACK ONLINE TILL JUNE 26TH SO DON'T FRET!

I really want to rob a bank, old school style.

Read all my blogs yeh, I take time over them.
I like Pop/Punk.

My Interests

sydney
london
looking out the window.

I'd like to meet:

her.

Music:

a static lullaby, arcade fire, animosity, between the buried and me, bloc party, the blackout, the bled, blink-182, boys night out, converge, dead to fall, death from above 1979, every time i die, ed gein, frou frou, from autumn to ashes, funeral for a friend, gallows, the get up kids, the ghost of a thousand, interpol, jack's mannequin, la quiete, lostprophets, modest mouse, new found glory, november coming fire, placebo, poison the well, the postal service, suicide silence, underoath, waking the cadaver

Movies:

ones with predictable endings

Television:

peep show, south park, abc1

Books:

bret easton ellis

Heroes:


calum, marcus, elz, ellie, josh, sam, luc, ed, max, tom, nathan, louis, louise, livi, tamsin, charly

My Blog

how do i bed hilary duff?

i need your help.do i; a) sell my liver to fund an exstensive programme of plastic surgery to replicate to chiseled good looks of joel madden, cos she'd so totally go out with him again. b) buy up the...
Posted by jake. on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:18:00 PST

big dunc' is still my hero.

Everton has never been the same since he left. Here are some classic "Big Dunc" moments. I only started supporting them in 1995 when we won the FA Cup and I thought it'd be good to be a glory rider, b...
Posted by jake. on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

rules of shotgun.

This shit will save you from arguments with friends and potentially commiting suicide because you drove them all away with your illegal shotgunning. 1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the ca...
Posted by jake. on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

shit yeh.

Something happened today.So you spend a fourteen years of your life cooped up in a series of rooms to achieve what is simplistically just three letters, most of us have more in our names. But at least...
Posted by jake. on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

if my life fucks up and i fail

if my life fucks up and i fail, i have a back up plan. this plan is untouchable, only to be brought out if if all else capitulates around me. yeh so here it is; step one; smoke forty a day until ...
Posted by jake. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST

my life as a scene kid.

My name is Jake.I am so hardcore I two stepped my mother to death to the breakdown in that Bury Your Dead song. I then grew a fringe and disowned everything about emo, even though i dress like somethi...
Posted by jake. on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

POETRY AND ARTWORK!

Today in school I had 2hours of Medieval History, thus in no attempt to spend my parent's money wisely I indulged in a doodle and a light reflection upon my soul through the median of poetry. Do note ...
Posted by jake. on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

my ex-girlfriend, blue peter and anne frank!

zoe dunkley, we went out time ago. still doesn't mean i can't get a wierd sexual pleasure out of winding her up, oh how times change. i really need to grow up and attempt to tackle emotive issues like...
Posted by jake. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

my favourite msn conversations '06

SAM AND JAKE PLAY DEAL OR NO DEAL! i am "im tired of always being the good guy" sam is "leave the others all behind; you're all that's left of my sanity" and so... im tired of always being the goo...
Posted by jake. on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST