I'm 100% j o o k (for all ya'll that keep askin.. thats jap+gook)shonnie stands for shontelle.. but my fam calls me "mitheru".. i'd consider myself a korean (only half jap by blood) american.. but more leaning to the american side cuz i dunno much about the other.. i do however speak fluent korean.. test me.. n dunchu dare ask me if i'm a fob cuz i will cut u're nutsacks off n use it as my coin purse.. what else do i speak.. i learned some italian.. most of my chinese (mandarin) has shamefully faded.. n i'm currently learning American Sign Language.. learn to speak with your hands.. quite exotic aye? i grew up in cali (SF-Millbrae: which is what i'd call my second home.. i jez haven't thought of which one's first).. hk.. singapore.. malaysia... u name it. i even lived in italy for a year.. now i'm in nyc attending NYU....and YES, i do actually LIVE HERE .. across the river from the city.. 5 mins away from the heart of nyc- in NJ... so during vacas i'm still here.. i'm a student & a teaching assistant for psychology ..getting ready to go to law school..-my ultimate goal is to become a lawyer, n then a judge.. n hey u never knoe.. maybe i'll come on the show after judge mathis if he's still on in 10 years.. i study (some neuro+) psychology and pre-law related minors .. half nerd half party animal..and a "ready to die" mentality for fashion- so i'm not one of them hoes who put up "i'm oh so naked rite now. can u see my chrome nips" pictures.. i got self respect...
one comment: i'm sooOoo hard to please-not in a narcissistic sense- nahhhhhh.. jez that men seem to think all women are absolutely brain-fried into being gold diggers.. my interests differ from your generalizations-i got my own.. n i ain't here to play u or take what u got.. To give a 1% on-look: i like a guy with brains-this doesn't imply "i need you to have a college diploma"- it jez means.. that i like men who have either a passion to reach their goal.. or potential to be there best at what they do now... confident but not cocky- i most definitely am a hater to scrummies who think they better than we is.. cuz nah u ain't.. god's fair... hmm.. this one's a must: a guy MUST be taller than i am. i'm 5'3.. go figure.. i'm looking for professional midget tossers, so u'z gotta be taller than shonnie.. he must also hate pirate hookers-why? just cuz.. ... and most importantly.. ambitions.... i've always got a dilemma to shit kittens bout.. i'm interested in finding people who like to touch paint where there's a "wet paint" sticker posted on the pole, or likes to sniff their socks after a longggg soccer practice then smell it again until their high and dry... ha, and i can't forget about all of you's who pick your noses in the dark- i gotta write a disclaimer here.. (u nutties thinkin i do this too? nahhh..but i can't deny that it's truly entertaining to know what people do when we ain't watching, rite?) it's ok to be weird. its just not ok to be over 500 lbs.i ma stay fresh as a new born. saving it for the one true love. yes i believe it'll happen.. Last but not least.. in fact, most of my life is dedicated to making me happy... as is for all of you.. but what makes me happy is to spend time with my family. Family always comes first n foremost. i'm nothing without them.. my appreciation is unspeakble.. i thank them n will continue to lead my life in good service... i'll never be able to pay back what i've received.. but in hopes of nearing such greatness.. my love will never cease.
i welcome all thats devine and refined.. dun make me buy u.
oh super p.s- rumor has it.. i'm absoeffinlutely h a i r l e s s.. oh n mite i add- anyone who calls on big booty housin.. get out cuz thats played out.. cherry bottoms are the new 2007 steelo-
some of my main passions- studying (no, seriously.. i'm 200% dork during the school yrs), dancing, singing, writing, reading, grooming-esp getting manis n pedis on a weekly basis, etc.. but throwing stones at pirate hookers definitely tops all that ; ------::http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-25798330895
00205658 -i adore russell petersso i had to put these yo mama jokes up..
i'm crackin in 4s..
enjoy
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued"
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
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I have never been so passionate to prove something that is yet not proven true.. but my assertion of Nancy Grace as the murderer of Melinda Eubank will rise to the surface as time progresses. I am an American myself.. and have enjoyed the benefits that had come forth.. however, all Americans who look down on adopted children of any country should be ashamed of themselves.. God createad us to be equal- and equal we shall stand. Nancy Grace shall die a pitiful, lonely, and painful death for her degrading worthless mouth- which she should be halted from exercising. For those of you who do not yet know of this tragic story: Melinda died at the age of 21 after being accused of killing her own 2 year old son who disappeared a couple days before her suicide. Her suicide was caused by Nancy Grace's appalling interview. Nancy Grace is TV's Hitler. She did not care for anything but her ratings- the child's whereabouts couldn't concern her less. Fortunate for her, her ratings did increase after the interview with Melinda- Karma will come to shoot your rubbish mouth down Nancy you graceless venom.
