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Stevé

Coming At You Like A Shark With Knees

About Me

MySpace layout created at Hypergurl.I currently live in Durham and do English lit. I would tell you how much i love my friends and 'how they lyk got me thru some dificult times' but I........won't. Moi? Well I enjoy parties, dark chocolate, red wine, high heels, serio conversations, baileys coffee, signing up for things then oversleeping and returning to northwich because it highlights how hideous the place is. Oh, and Champagne avec Strawberries. Copious amounts.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Mallards and Paedophiles.

Music:

About twenty unheard of bands (some must be unsigned) so other myspacers will think I'm so edgy. Mix with some surprising choices like, for example, Pendulum/Girls Aloud because then they will recognise how unpretentious I am... hmm of course.

Movies:

Literally everything. I love films.

Television:

Don't watch TV.

Books:

Bleak House
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Anything by Edgar Allen Poe
Dracula
Plays by Eugene O'Neill, Chekhov and Ibsen float my fancy. As does poetry by Andrew Marvell, John Donne, Sylvia Plath and Philip Larkin.
I find Sir Gawain and The Green Knight to be profoundly fit, as well as Marie de France's Lanvel.
HARRY POTTER, YEAH? YEAH.

Heroes:

JK Rowling, Charles Dickens, Oscar Wilde. Not in that order (obviously)

My Blog

short blog.

this is a short blog (as aforementioned) i am having the worst day of my life, but the sun is shining, there is a small sparrow sunbathing out on the lawn which i can see from my window. oh no it is ...
Posted by Stevé on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST

i re read this and i'm well funny.

I never go on myspace anymore but I think I shall write another blog because it's fun and I like to update myself on myself. thats update myself not date myself although I would like to do that as wel...
Posted by Stevé on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

coming home...

i gave into the christianness of st johns and went to the carol service at the Cathedral. I wore conservative clothing and sang "god rest ye merry gentlemen", i prayed and asked the lord to bless my c...
Posted by Stevé on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST

Oh. Dear.

Over the past few weeks my evenings seem to have been intensifying slightly, very slowly gathering momentum until it all reached a bit of a peak yesterday evening when I went round to my 2nd year coll...
Posted by Stevé on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

Stop.... DURHAMTIME

OK after much debateness I am going to compile a short bulleted list a) because I can't really remember what day I did things as it's been this large blur and b) because I don't want to go off on a ta...
Posted by Stevé on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST

Singlenosity

There is only one thing worse than feeling like you are seconds away from vomiting, breaking out into a sweat and not being able to walk properly in the middle of northwich. And I think that's running...
Posted by Stevé on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

happyhappyhappyhappy

i woke up this morning and something was seriously wrong. i mean like harsh violin sounds, big breasted hot girl running around in sprinklers screaming wrong (i wasnt running around in sprinklers. im ...
Posted by Stevé on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:03:00 PST

Leeds.

Apparently according to the BBC it's going to rain. The BBC has never failed me before except for airing TV Shows that nobody under the age of 45 ever watches, so I guess this means it's going to be e...
Posted by Stevé on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST

A Blog for my Non Friends

I like it when my computer informs me that I have a new friend request; it immediately fills me with a sense of wonder and anticipation. Is it someone I have briefly met and who was so enchanted with ...
Posted by Stevé on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:01:00 PST

A Blog For My Friends...

Three months left and then we all leave and fly to different parts of the country. I don't know about anybody else but even though it's exciting it's sort of sad. This is why I am going to tell you a ...
Posted by Stevé on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST