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beedog

I am NOT your friend.

About Me

29th April 1997
If I were king
If I were King I would ban cigarettes and if you smoked you would get fined £100! If you dropped litter fined you would get fined £150! I would have 10 cars. I would build bigger and better schools. I would build more factories and make them sell their goods to forengers. Then I would fine them £1000 if they did not give me their money. I'd buy Elland Road. I would build more houses and make prices lower. Then I'd start a war with Germany. But I would G get someone to command the soldiers. before I die I would get I a wife and some children. I would leave my oldest son in charge.

My Interests

thinking

I'd like to meet:

nasty people don't count

Music:

anything with passion.

Movies:

Godfather, Rocky 1 - 4, Dude where's my car?, Goodburger, Dirty Sanchez

Television:

The Office, Any kind of decent sitcom, Keith Floyd, Dirty Sanchez

Books:

The Beach

Heroes:

Theo Walcott.

My Blog

a short point of view

NOT ME.i am so sorryI'm not the prettiest of men  far fucking from it, to be honest. I've never tried to be, and, to be fair, I don't think I ever should fucking have to. Everyone tells you that life...
Posted by beedog on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

The Promised Land

Though I realise that it's flawed now, this is something I wrote a few years back... probably about 2 and a half or something. Just found it on my Mum's computer and re-read it. It's not bad - a bit l...
Posted by beedog on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

3 stories

These are 3 stories individual 'characters' stories I've written. My laptop's a bit broke and all I had was a pen and some paper, so I wrote these. They're related, and I inted them to be a part of th...
Posted by beedog on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:44:00 PST

I like to pretend I'm other people...

with other lives, other characteristics, other beliefs. And then I write stuff like this which I can't even explain. So erm... thought I may as well do something with it, so i put it on here. Yeah. I'...
Posted by beedog on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:28:00 PST

A glimpse of me in 15 years. (very short story style thing)

yeah, I got bored and created an alternate universe where people care about little snippets like this. don't marry her, have me. START STORY THING:No man is an island? Fuck that. Any decent man is an ...
Posted by beedog on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST

An accurate account of 15 hours or so

Went to Rock Kitchen.Me, Ste, Broaders, Paul.Shit music, cheap alcohol. It was never going to be a quiet night in at the library.So yeah, danced a lot. Got started on for shouting 'I predict ste myatt...
Posted by beedog on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 05:15:00 PST

Words of warning.

Let me start off by saying that I never intended it to be this way. No no, I wanted a few games of pro evo, followed by a wank and some sleep. Instead I got like... one of the best Sanchez-style night...
Posted by beedog on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:49:00 PST

safe

I watched you, tears in eyes, on that fateful day in early May, sobbing into your friend's shoulders. I knew it was over, we all did. Pain streaming down my face, head in arms, I sat and thought about...
Posted by beedog on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 06:37:00 PST

Back once again for the renegade master

Once again,. Im sat here in college, doing nothing at all. But its okay, because its a Friday. And doing anything on a Friday beats doing most things on weekdays.   Not that Ive got much plan...
Posted by beedog on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:16:00 PST

Oh, you handsome devil

In a proper Smiths mood. It's all worth it, yeah. I like being gothic on the walk to college to ignore people that I like and would enjoy conversing with. Well, I don't, but I like the fact I seem mys...
Posted by beedog on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:32:00 PST