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NEELY O'HARA!

here, let me thrust my happiness down your throat!

About Me

Valkyrie.

My Interests

my beautiful doggie ramekin, those roadside shrines that appear overnight at the scene of a horrible traffic accident; goat farms; over-elaborate schemes; peepin'; burglin'; state/county/valley fairs; making this list....

I'd like to meet:

Auto mechanics, goat farmers, mountain folk and hippies.

Music:

I like whatever YOU like! Meep!

Movies:

Blood, Guts, or Joaquin Pheonix wearing pants.

Television:

not right now, I'm trying to relax my hair.

Books:

"Lolita" is the best book ever written. I say that without a trace or smidgen of sarcasm... ...which is a rare and beautiful thing.

Heroes:

My Daddy, Renny Sparks, Lisa Crystal Carver, June Carter-Cash and Mother Maebell Carter, Diamonda Gallas, Nick Cave, Pee-Wee Herman, Crispin Glover, Dame D'arcy, David Lynch and Tyanna Fucking DelMedico.

My Blog

Scott Seekins....

The cat.  Not the art wierdo. It's recently been called to my attention that I neglect my lovely cat Scott Seekins now that I have added Ramekin to my burgeoning family of mildly retarded animal ...
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

Whoever....

...put the curse on me?  Please remove it.  It was funny for awhile, but after being locked out of my apartment with my dog this morning... for an hour-and-a-half... in boxer-shorts and a ho...
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:45:00 PST

Things I just found out....

+ Marc Bolan wasn't gay.  I did not know that.  Boy, he sure was neat, though.  Now I can fantasize about him with impunity. + Ducks are rapists. There is a phenomenon known as "dr...
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

lies are fun!

let's all lie together!  it'll be super neat!  we don't even have to lie about anyhting important!  we can lie about what time we really got home last night, or even about what was in t...
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

casual rictus....

Eyeball vivesection has been a recurring theme lately. Why?
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST

Why you's gotta be so racial?....

I have a new least favorite demographic. So, for the longest damn time, during my tenure as a waitress, I've come to hate two societal groups with a burnig passion: the all-ages show hipster kids and ...
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:45:00 PST

good advice...

...if someone attempts to entice you into a "talk" just to "clear things up", make sure you, #1-actually say your piece before they start rambling away  thereby confusing your righteous indignati...
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:03:00 PST

none...

..i am completely naked right now.
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

sometimes I think I'm a genius....

..othertimes, I think it's just the happy pills.
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:14:00 PST

Darvocet and Sake....

..are the individual bricks that pave the road to hell. I threw my hip out.  It was pretty embarassing. Following a full-on summit the other night, with the boy-du-jour about the status of our no...
Posted by NEELY O'HARA! on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:28:00 PST