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adele

If he'd been in WI, Picasso would have called it Guernseyca instead.

About Me

my knee is fucking killing me.

My Interests

creationists, keepin' the punk scene real, impressing strangers online with my wit, decaf, hives, filling out FAFSA paperwork, your love life or lack thereof, hipsters, martinis, your job and how you like it up here, andrea dwarkin, people who don't check their sources, needless justifications for vices, maintaining taste and dignity when it comes to books and music, and lying.

I'd like to meet:

Get This Widget! TOPP.org

Music:

as of 15:16 2008/05/01 the top ten will be, according to the itunes play count: 10. Drunken Tiger 9. carcass 8. k-os 7. Roky Erickson & the Aliens 6. Supersystem 5. Manic Street Preachers 4. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds 3. Mew 2. Children of Bodom 1.Edguy

Movies:

i have little to no discretion or taste in this area. the last two movies i bought were roadhouse and desk set. i can recite most of the bill and ted movies. i even own the soundtracks. i prefer fast zombies to slow ones. jeremy brett is the best sherlock holmes ever, even if hound of the baskervilles wasn't great. indiana jones was a crappy archaeologist, but probably good in bed. until the end of the world is better than you favorite movie. young guns 2 isn't as good as the first one, and i've watched it often enough to be able to speak with some expertise. deep blue sea is the best worst shark movie ever, but would have been better if they made the sharks growl before attacking.

Television:

shark week is for amateurs. if it ain't eugenie clark, it's crap!

Books:

hmmm...nah. not interested. it's not like i'm going to be a librarian or any-oh...wait... ok. jim knipfel hanif kureishi tristan egolf jim steinmeyer stephen king salman rushdie james burke (!!!!!) neal stephenson robert charles wilson storm constantine hubert selby jr. michael shermer warren ellis jim steinmeyer thom jones umberto eco chuck palahniuk william gibson doris lessing clive barker arthur conan doyle carl sagan

Heroes:

houdini. i'll bet he never got locked out of his own apartment. and whoever tried locking him out of his apartment.

My Blog

nerd for hire.

i'm in my database searching for librarians class now, and the main project for the semester is to find a client with a specific information/ research need, and basically find all the information for ...
Posted by adele on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST

shithead just fell into the toilet....

i would have gotten a picture, but cats can move fast. ...and now, back to waiting for d. with the plans for the rumble...
Posted by adele on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 06:26:00 PST

skeptical about this entire education shindig....again....more....

ugh. long story short, the reason the reference librarian is always so cranky--aside from having to use their degree to direct every fourth person towards the bathroom--is that they had to spend too ...
Posted by adele on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:22:00 PST

rambling....

only a little blood lost, but i managed to get both the thumb cuffs and the handcuffs off, with both on their tightest setting. now all i need is to work on speed. or maybe just get better at palmin...
Posted by adele on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:49:00 PST

furniture porn III: the death of furniture porn

yeah. that's right. *death* and it went out cryin' like a bitch.
Posted by adele on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:42:00 PST

furniture porn II: electric boogaloo

so it's disconcerting when you have no idea where the porn music/sound effects are coming from whenever you open your myspace account. then you remember that it is the furniture porn, thanks to tim, ...
Posted by adele on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 05:49:00 PST

fuck you, myspace. i'll leave the subject blank if i want to! oh. nevermind. you win. fucker.

so, in lieu of finding anyone who wants to start a carcass tribute band with me, tonight i'm drinking at the front. come partycrashing. or not. but you have to admit, it's a lovely night for drinki...
Posted by adele on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:45:00 PST

daft punk is not playing at my house.

ugh. every time i decide "okay, i'm going to use this account," i am thwarted by the crap interface...and yet i'm still sitting here, because the option is packing and getting ready to move today and...
Posted by adele on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:24:00 PST

this entire thing is too complicated to deal with before coffee

so i'll probably set it up later. unless i don't.
Posted by adele on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST