noahfromMpls - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i drive a Volkswagen and listen to bob hund.

My Interests

i'm a goddamn nature enthusiast. seriously. plus i love that indie rock. yowzers.

I'd like to meet:

motivated go-getters with lofty ambitions and clear pores. my evil twin in a fight to the death. people with cordless personalities. anyone with a fast car and lots of cash. the cast of Friends. strange men in dark alleys. player haters. seafood lovers. young republicans. swedes, canucks, and brazilian shemales. girls who are taller than me. girly boys. coffee drinkers. lazy fuckin' scum bags. and yr mom.

Music:

bands that i like.

Movies:

Raising Arizona, THX-1138, Clockwork Orange, The Great Escape, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Bowling for Columbine, 12 Monkeys, Trainspotting, Donnie Darko, Meeting People Is Easy, and 70's porn from Sweden.

Television:

The Simpsons, Conan O'Brien, Kids In The Hall, the nightly news(w/ Brian Williams), CNN, Jeopardy, and Heroes(fuck you, Chad).

Books:

1984, Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Coupland, and other shit with words that are strung together in a manner that my poor brain can comprehend. that asshole Chuck Klosterman too.

Heroes:

dead rock stars

My Blog

PBR burnout

drinkin' like ozzy without the heavy metal money. time for rehab.
Posted by noahfromMpls on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:27:00 PST

Glen Campbell must die!

love and marriage is a beautiful thing. my pals adam and marika tied the knot yesterday. they threw a pretty nice reception afterwards too. there was an open bar and karaoke. so of course i had t...
Posted by noahfromMpls on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:41:00 PST

canada's mexico

fact: minneapolis is a far better place to live than winnipeg. i'm back in minneapolis for the summer, and so far i'm pretty happy to be here. the food tastes better, the air is fresher, and the music...
Posted by noahfromMpls on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:52:00 PST

it gets worse

at this moment: -38F/ -61F wind chill. i think it's time to visit Florida again.
Posted by noahfromMpls on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

save me tropical santa

it's -31F outside right now, but with the wind it feels like -54F. holy jesus god.
Posted by noahfromMpls on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST

fuck yeah

so i walk into the cold beer store tonite wondering what i should purchase...maybe some Keith's...maybe some Standard....maybe some Kokanee. and then i see the sign: NEW! Pabst Blue Ribbon - $7.95. it...
Posted by noahfromMpls on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST

oh....canada.

i'm back in winnipeg. yay.
Posted by noahfromMpls on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:23:00 PST

D.C. shuffle

cranberry season is over for me. i'm heading back to the midwest. but first....
Posted by noahfromMpls on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

potential kayak thief

i'm such a wuss. or maybe i'm not. chad and i decided to leave the woods behind and rent out a room for the rest of the cranberry harvest. it's in a really huge house in Onset, MA. right next to the b...
Posted by noahfromMpls on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

not being drunk all the time is nice

well, i'm back in massachusetts for another magical cranberry harvest. i've seen many warm and familiar tattooed faces. it's been going well so far. chad and i are camped out on the quiet side of the ...
Posted by noahfromMpls on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:21:00 PST