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Every telemarketer calls me Joe.

(Insert witty quote here....)

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I guess it is time for an update here.
Hoping to move within a month. Planning to go to law school.
Ready for a change NOT ready to be in a relationship. Still waiting to get my fifteen minutes on a reality show.

My Interests

Finding diversions to keep me from packing my things... Singing karaoke. Griping about my job (it really is a fun pasttime).

I'd like to meet:

New people in Topeka. Moving there in a month. Don't want to be the loner (although, I have to say that I appreciate solitude from time to time). Like-minded people who are still like to go out and have fun but are over the "drinking 'til you puke" mentality. Been there, done that a hundred times. Musicians would be cool. I have always entertained the idea of being in a shitty cover band making $50 a gig. It sounds like fun.

Music:

I finally got a working cd player in my car and my dad gave me an old XM radio he had.... so I have been listening to all sorts of things and rediscovering my old cds from the 90s. Presidents of the United States of America was a kick ass band, weren't they?

Movies:

Top 10 Guilty Pleasure Movies 1. The Majestic 2. Thank You For Smoking 3. The Man in The Iron Mask 4. Hair 5. The Ex 6. Stranger Than Fiction 7. PCU 8. Tommy Boy 9. For The Boys 10. Mean Girls (shut up, that movie kicks ass)

Television:

Biggest Loser is over for this season. So, now there's not really anything to watch. The Office came back on, but the first two of the "new" episodes didn't really get me going. I have been DVRing "Hell's Kitchen". I DON'T watch American Idol, so don't ask me who I am going to vote for... for the election, either.

Books:

I read a lot... but there are two books I have had for years and never finished: The Count of Monte Cristo and The Mothman Prophecies. My goal is to finish them this summer.

Heroes:

It's a tv show... I haven't ever watched it.

My Blog

A little change

Hey everyone....You all are not going to believe it... but... TOMORROW'S MY LAST DAY at you-know-where!!!!And I am not moving to Topeka.... I am moving to Kansas City, MO.  I got offered a better...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:39:00 PST

Just free-writing in a Sartre kind of way.....

I have been feeling very introspective today.  I suppose that is good, as it has been a while since I have really thought about what I want, need, feel, etc. I feel frustrated because I am still ...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:04:00 PST

Get the most out of your dead horse.

" The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed from generation to generation, states that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. In this day and age, howe...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:06:00 PST

An update

It's time I think.  First off, thanks to all of you have kept in touch.  Even though many of us are separated, I think about you often and wish you guys well.First of all.... all my past blo...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST

Just some random things

You know, having the ability to be amazingly immature sometimes isn’t good when you have a six (almost seven, he tells me) year old son.  And I try very hard to just act like nothing happen...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:46:00 PST

I am not a teenage gay male.

Kind of a funny story, only because a similar situation happened on that tv show King of Queens.... but... My Netflix definitely thinks I am a gay male.  I have rated 609 movies and the only sugg...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:18:00 PST

Lots of little things

I often dream of my dream house... but for some reason, I can't imagine the inside, only the back patio and my maid... but that part is really nice. I have an unhealthy obsession with s...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST

2007.... all’s well that ends.

It's times like this when I mentally stop and assess what is happening around me and what I vowed would change from year to year.  And yet, in some arenas, I am in the exact same place that I was...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:51:00 PST

Hard Head

I can't believe I was conscious when my head was cracked open, and for the record, I'd like to say I've always resented how my family blames me for it and refers to the incident as the time "Holly cra...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:55:00 PST

Celebrity Lookalike

I have a lot of people tell me that I remind them of Cass 'Mama' Elliot.  I don't know if I should be offended or not.  I usually get told this after I sing.... so I am assuming that all fat...
Posted by Every telemarketer calls me Joe. on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:59:00 PST