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Carl

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About Me

I am an evil bastard. No, seriously.

How evil are you?

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm - George Orwell

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Heart of Stone

What is Your Heart REALLY Made of?
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What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
You're Satan! You're a nice, but overworked guy who's doomed to oversee the world's stupid people. Sucks to be you. A plus: you can shapeshift!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You. Why not? After meeting people who've wanted to kill me for the past 15 months any change is good.

Music:


Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Magna Avenger
Your Superpower is Cursing
Your Weakness is Meat
Your Weapon is Your Magic Saw
Your Mode of Transportation is Catapult What's your Superhero Name?

Movies:



I'm a huge fan of mindless action flicks. If it has the description of, "One man, one gun, one chance!" I'm hooked.
Still I'll sit down and watch damn near anything, as long as it isn't skull draggingly boring.
Zombie movies rock!

Television:


Nihilist Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Books:

My parents are librarians. If its in english and you put it in front of me I'll read it

Heroes:

I Am

Which tarot card are you?

My Blog

Sign youre having a bad day


Posted by Carl on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:48:00 PST

On my birthday

Well I'm another year older, a little bit bolder and I hope a little bit wiser.  I used to look in the mirror and not know who was looking back at me, now we're old friends and rivals.  I u...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:24:00 PST

Joes Lament

All the world will know about meIs on two tiny metal tagsNeither monument nor stencil markingsWould even adorn my bag Maybe around the neighborhoodYellow ribbons would showIronically convincing some f...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:52:00 PST

How I saw my 15 months

I've been sitting here lately trying to put my 15 months of deployment into words.  One memory came to mind.  One night I waited in the rainy season of iraq for two hours to use the phone.&n...
Posted by Carl on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST

Soldier of the Month Board

This month I went to the soldier of the month board.  For those of you not in the army, it is a test of your army knowledge and skills.  I've been studying for the past month for this, in be...
Posted by Carl on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:09:00 PST

Chuck Norris Facts!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Ghosts are actually caus...
Posted by Carl on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:36:00 PST