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SCUBA * SAM

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Words only girls use!(It made me laugh, because it's so true!)1.)FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.4.)Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!5)Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6.)That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.7.)Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.8.)Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!9.)Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

My Interests

"Love is a present you can give every single day of your life." ~ a fortune cookieI LOVE flip flops... and Converse sneakers!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scuba Sam
Birthday: 8-22-81
Birthplace: Browns Mills, NJ
Current Location: Southampton, PA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde... and an assortment of other colors!
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a righty... completely left-handed impaired!
Your Heritage: that's a good question...
The Shoes You Wore Today: one of my pairs of Converse!
Your Weakness: I prolly have a few...
Your Fears: being unhappy for eternity...
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm not a big fan of pizza...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my car clean!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck me...
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: I prefer 4am... but work doesn't always allow for that!
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging out with Kelly & Skye ALL the time!
Pepsi or Coke: lager :)
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't really eat fast food...
Single or Group Dates: both!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rosenbergers!
Chocolate or Vanilla: mmm chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I love coffee!
Do you Smoke: yes... and I like it!
Do you Swear: no... no I don't... never... honest...
Do you Sing: in the car and the shower!
Do you Shower Daily: every day!
Have you Been in Love: yes...
Do you want to go to College: no thank you...
Do you want to get Married: who the hell would want to marry me?!
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: someday I might...
Are you a Health Freak: haha... no
Do you get along with your Parents: not ALL the time, but... I love my parents!
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure... they're swell
Do you play an Instrument: guitar hero!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha... I just got home from the bar!
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes? yes...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: fuck no! I wouldn't touch that shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't do "dates". I "hang out".
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: can't say I have... I tend to avoid malls...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no... who does that... really?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: pretend sushi! I don't do raw fish! fucking freaks me out!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I haven't been on any kinda stage in like 15 years!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: definately not...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no way! I would have a guilty conscience if I stole anything!
Ever been Drunk: haha... usually 3 times a week!
Ever been called a Tease: guilty...
Ever been Beaten up: fuck no
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Happy...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: What age defines "grown up"?!?!
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Short... or Bald :)
Height: Don't care as long as he's taller than me!
Weight: Bigger than me is preferred! I don't wanna feel like I'm gonna crush him!
Best Clothing Style: jeans, hoodie & flipflops!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none!
Number of CDs I own: you really want me to count?! Prolly like 300...
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing!

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My Blog

Everything’s wrong... a beautiful shame.

Don’t leave me aloneI’m feeling so numbI need you to be here, I need you to calland everything’s wronga beautiful shameeverything’s ugly, hazy, and graydoesn’t it hu...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:20:00 PST

Work & Moving!

So... at work we've developed a set schedule!  I'm really hoping this sticks for a while cause I really really like the schedule I've got and hope people don't request off too many days and fuck ...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

fun fun!

Soooo... there's lots to share... not all about me though, cause my life is relatively boring!I'm jealous of my brother - that's right Sage, I'm talking about YOU (not that he'll ever read this). ...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

You know me... or you don’t!

Submitted by the one and only Billy!  He has surpassed the total number of points even alotted! (2 Points) My first name: Ivanna (4 Points) My last name: Sleepwitchu (4 Points) Am i in love...if ...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:58:00 PST

I want you to be a lifetime...

People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.  When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.   When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually ...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST

43 things

So... I stumbed across this site called 43things.com just over a week ago.It's probably one of the most positive things I've convinced myself to do in a long time.  Basically... it's a site where...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST

Vomit onto paper.

Warning!  To anyone who actually reads this.  I think it probably doesn't make much sense.  The outcome may be that you think I'm completely and utterly insane.  The following are ...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

TAG... lucky me... and lucky you...

TAG The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, list thier names ...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

I don't say it enough...

I love my friends SO fucking much.  To EVERY single one of you... you fucking rock!  I really don't know what I would do without you.  You make my day... you make my life!!  I love...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

It's killing me...

On Saturday, April 15... I was at work with one of my employees, who is also a very good friend of mine, Colleen.  Colleen is 26 years old... and has a 7 year old son, Austin... who is her absolu...
Posted by SCUBA * SAM on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:12:00 PST