Chris...VOTE FOR PARAMORE ON TRL

PAR-TAYs (and i don't mean parties, i mean PAR-TAYs), incorrect uses of words(ex: Trifality), use of the suffix -ality, samurai arms, Calling people names, and overall mahyem and chaosality (in moderation, im not some danger junkie..afterall danger is a stranger)and bringing back the word "Shway".
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Let's just say "Chris"
Birthday: July 21
Birthplace: la-le-lu-le-lo. Whatever that is.
Current Location: wherever this computer is apparently
Eye Color: black. Dark brown in some light.
Hair Color: Black. Dense.
Height: bout 6 ft now. On the battlefield though height is no advantage...NAY on the battlefield you must be prepared for creates of all height and weight...well actually there are no fatties on the battlefield, which is suppose is a good decision given their lack of an ability to run. At all.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left. But i can do stuff withthe right if i even happen to lose my left eye.
Your Heritage: Think i was a legendary clone or something? Would anyone mind explaining that to me? no no wait. I think I was the original. Yeah that was a pretty fun weekend back in the day.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timbaland Boots. Although they might've been rockport knock-offs.
Your Weakness: Anything nearby my injured left eye, rain (eats cardboard), blondes, "everytime" by britney spears, and anti-personal claymore mines.
Your Fears: Some guy who thinks he's a spider and like uses crossbows and stuff.
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperonni. Nothing funny bout that.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn to do a 1990. Doubt this will ever happen though.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Shway" or "Wicked Awesome Matey"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I wonder if dogs can dream...I like to think that they do"
Your Best Physical Feature: Def. The face. Girls die a guy with a skull on his face (Notice wording: ON the face. not INSTEAD OF a face)
Your Bedtime: Whenever the battle is over...which is never.
Your Most Missed Memory: Muppet Babies.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Vanilla is you got it. "Pretty tasty"
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, "I'm lovin' it. Especilly the snake burger"
Single or Group Dates: Single, although with CQC i can take on multiple combatants at once"
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton. I'm more of a green tea type of dude though. Yknow for its antioxidants and what not.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. But let's talk about a vanilla swirl...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Machiotto. Yeah that's right, i went outside the box and spelled wrong. What u gonna do? On the battlefield you have to be prepared for when you go outside the box.
Do you Smoke: No. Helps display security alarm lasers thou. Kills you one every second though.
Do you Swear: Yeah, in a theo huxtable sort of way.
Do you Sing: Yes. "SNAAAAAKE EATTTTERRRRRRR"
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. Really annoying putting on the facepaint every dang time though.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. They all seem to get popped in the face. Not by me though, i dont rock that way.
Do you want to go to College: The college...of survival?
Do you want to get Married: Sure. Provided they dont get "popped in the mouth" before the wedding. But im more into a clone sorta thing to continue the snake line.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in the belief that i can believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. That's just for unattractive girls who dont get a date to the Sadey Hawkins dance. (wait..i think that's the one where they invite the guy...well either way its Hagen Daags that night)
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes. NEver seen a prettier guy with a skull face since skelator
Are you a Health Freak: No. Im a freak for Health though.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. Of course i gotta figure out an answer to that "oh am i a clone?" question.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I am the thunder and the storm. The storm of silence.
Do you play an Instrument: The sweetest sound of all. The sound of not being heard. I speak of course, of the pan-flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, can't aim straight.
In the past month have you Smoked: Well havnt seen dem damn claymores so...no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does hallucinagetic crossbow bolts count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A Date...with destiny. Every friday night.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. been to the totally shway orange julius.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes. On the battlefield though the enemy always eats milanos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. Reticulated Python to be specific.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes. In a way life is a stage, and every person plays a part. My part is the best friend ofthe main character who gets injured the night before the big football game and everyone then plays really really well as if them winning the game will restore my health. Y'know, "Zombie Snake's Song"
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. Txt message break ups though...Heroes was on though so i felt beter instantly.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. This facepaint is too damn expesnive to just get wet.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stolen thesound out of the world.
Ever been Drunk: Drunk, as in drunk on the fury of a thousand ironclad valkyries riding flaming ghost rider cycles into the very dempths of hell while Kickstart my heart by Motley Crue is blaring on in the background.
Ever been called a Tease: Ive been known to tease death....im speaking of course of those fake death pills i got hidden in my molars. Yknow super spy style.
Ever been Beaten up: Seems like everytime i go on an adventure i get my ass tortured some.
Ever Shoplifted: Its not shoplifting. Its SURVIVAL. Jerk.
How do you want to Die: I dont die. I wanna be cloned like fifty times.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stock Broker by day, Plastic Surgeon by night.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan. Hear theyve got robot stuff now.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue. Or anything light. (Sorry, black eyes scare me a bit. Like they wanna steal my soul.
Favourite Hair Color: Blondes I suppose. But ladies ladies, no need to fight for old snakey :)
Short or Long Hair: long. Or medium length. Just no bob cuts please. Although I gotta admit, short hair is more practicle on the battlefield..,
Height: Just not taller than me :) Oh and somehwere around my torso height. So doing the math...bout 5'6" is the cutoff point.
Weight: No obese, no muscle bound mini hulks.
Best Clothing Style: Preppy. Yknow cause guy with a skull on his face dating a goth chick is kinda repetitive.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Believe that this was already asked. I took zero, but was "forcibly administered" bout 7. That stuff slipped into my grtiz that one time for example.
Number of CDs I own: Bout 47. Thinking of picking up a ghost rider soundtrack. Yknow support the skull face homies.
Number of Piercings: Girls can have one or two, but i got zero. Dont really support the dude earrings you see.
Number of Tattoos: Zero, thinking of getting a big FOXHOUND on my shoulder...or like deadpool. Yeah. No no no wait- Bodyslide by 2 on my left arm, "only god can judge me" on my back, Shway on my right shoulder.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Seeing as how i make no mistakes, there are no regrets. None de facto.

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