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El Muchacho De Johnny

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About Me

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50 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME
01: Okay, my name is Giancarlo Osaben... Know what it means?.......... Me neither... :(
02: I have been dubbed: John, Johnny, Carlos, Muckie, El Muchacho de Johnny, Francisco (NYFA!), Wolverine, Logan, Jesus, and many others in refusal to call me by my actual name...
03: I think picking your nose is a way of life...
04: I was once a Pokemon master, but now I am a shadow of my former self.
05: The first rule of Fight Club? You do not talk about Fight Club...
06: Do I need to say what the second rule is?
07: I have two brothers, Tom Cruise Jr. and Elec-man from Mega-man...
08: They go by the names Max and Erik in actuality...
09: They are both badass' in their own right...
10: Um, I'm a badass in every right......... That's so not true...
11: I think that my hair is some sort of alien being, cuz that's the only explanation for it...
12: Apparently, I do no look like I'm in high school. It's my curse, and I have to live with it...
13: LEGO's are also a way of life.
14: I don't believe in milk coming out of people's noses.... It's just a conspiracy...
15: I reside in New York City, in East Harlem.
16: My former residence was Jackson Heights, Queens... I was there from birth to nine.
17: Those years were what I like to refer as my "I will fuck you up and go to jail days..." Tough times, back then, tough times...
18: Urban Academy is where I'm schooled at!
19: I wear a broken watch. Maybe I'm just too lazy to go get it fixed.
20: You can say I'm a fan of food.
21: I think professional wrestling freakin' rules! (Fuck yeah, ya Jabroni's!)
22: Well, I'm a gamer, and I can't help it...
23: Melissa? 23! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
24: Um, I want to be an actor (I guess I act as it is, but you know what I mean, professionally...)
25: I never know how many N's go into the word "Beginninng"... (Damn, that's not right...)
26: That was question 25 a second ago, so hopefully you feel you know a little about me...
27: Um, to get a little deeper, I think life is great. It's amazing...
28: For some reason, when people look at me, they tend to think I'm sad or angry or something, when really, that's just how i look.
29: There are several nights I don't remember in entirety, thanks to "high school Friday nights" (and the occasional Wednesday, if yo get what I'm saying...)
30: My finger is bleeding as of this moment...
31: I'm a Yankee fan!
32: Well I guess, I like to think I'm a pretty nice person, and by that I mean that I try my best to just make friends and whatnot...
33: I do like to think I have many friends (though that's really up to them I guess, isn't it?)
34: I'm a big fan of movies. They can make me do all sorts of things!
35: My family is my family and don't you dare fuck with them!
36: Live life the no-pants way... (Take from that as you will)
37: Well, I am a warring state as of right now (Don't ask, cuz I don't even know...)
38: I'm a senior in high school.
39: I didn't drink the bong water...
40: I think that in terms of physical looks, I guess I'm average...
41: I'm starting to run out of random facts...
42: I like to embrace the awkwardness... I think it's hilarious... Someone once told me that it's only awkward if you make it awkward, so yeah, remember that...
43: Samuel L. Jackson is the king of all Mutha-fuckin' snakes (even that fuckin' anaconda that swallowed the guy and the dog!)
44: I think the term "fuckmook" isn't used enough (am I right?)...
45: I don't have a middle name (Why is that such a big deal?)
46: I don't think I regret too many things.
47: I believe in love...
48: Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
49: I've sung songs about Pineapples, Cadillacs, and Maria's, but lets save that for another time.
50: #50, eh? Well, I guess I'll see ya around (if any of ya' actually read all of this...)
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening Credits: Back in the Day by Erykah Badu
Waking Up: RE: Definition by Black Star
Average Day: Lovely Day by Bill Withers
First Date: Oh Mandy by The Spinto Band
Falling In Love: Could it be I'm Falling in Love by The Spinners
Love Scene: Rock With You by Michael Jackson
A Day on the Job: It Was a Good Day by Ice Cube
At the Bar: What's Goin' On by Marvin Gaye
Fight Scene: Get By by Talib Kweli
Breaking Up: Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers
Getting Back Together: If You Really Love Me by Stevie Wonder
Life's Okay: Knocks Me Off My Feet by Stevie Wonder
Mental Breakdown: Dead Presidents by Jay-Z
Illegal Actions: Turn off the Radio by Dead Prez
Driving: Let There Be Light by Nas
Going to Prison: Grandma's Hands by Bill Withers
Learning a Lesson: Break You Off by The Roots Ft. Musiq Soulchild
Deep Thought: Summer Madness by Kool & the Gang
Flash Back: C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan
Dream Sequence: One Nation Under a Groove by Parliament Funkadelic
Partying: Ghetto Life by Rick James
Regret: Clock With No Hands by The Roots
Long Night Alone: For All We Know by Donny Hathaway
Death of a Friend: The Game of Life by Dead Prez
Betrayal: I Don't Wanna Know by Mario Winans
Lust: Play by David Banner
The Chase: 100 Miles and Runnin' by NWA
Death Scene: Nessun Dorma by Mario Del Monaco
Final Thoughts: A Song For You by Donny Hathaway
Closing Credits: As by Stevie Wonder
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My Interests

Well, lets see, for some reason, and I don't know why I'm bringing this up in this section in particular, but everyone thinks that touching my hair is the next logical step in their thinking. What the hell?! Like, okay, it's not that they touch it, but that they do it just out of the blue. No asking me. No, I don't even matter when it coems down to the hair. Like, I try my best to tame my hair, and it's probably the one thing that I actually try to "maintain" or fix on myself. Because I think it's all in the 'due, apparently...

I'd like to meet:

My wife and your mother. If they happen to be one and the same, so be it...Here's some good little youtube thingies:Check out Bad Flirt's Youtube description: Twinkle, Twinkle, everybody... FUCKIN' THRILLER!!!: And finally a message from Arnold:

Music:

There's a lot of music I like. I mean, I really like all sorts of music. If you want to get a good idea, take a look at the whole "My Life: The Soundtrack" gimmick thing that I put up. If not, then I guess the first lyrics to The O'Jay's "I Love Music" sums it up pretty nicely: "I love music, any kind of music. I love music, just as long as it's groovin'"

Movies:

There's waaaaay too many movies that I like. To be fair, I'm not a person who truly hates that many movies. I tend to just enjoy it for the experience it is, cause I still think that I can just sit down and enjoy a movie for what it is... There's a shitload of 'em, and I really can't describe them all... 300 and Grindhouse. And Spider-man 3 is coming out, as is Transformers (Michael Bay + Robots = awesomeness)...

Television:

Uh, I live off of television.Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, WWE RAW and SMACKDOWN (and ECW also I guess), Entourage, Dexter, Oz, The Ultimate Fighter, The Sopranos, etc...You get the picture?

Books:

I once read a book by it's cover.... and then she slapped me.... =(

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell aka God of all, Mr. T, The "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Ditto (the Pokemon), a llama named Milko, Samuel L. Jackson aka the king of the Muthafuckin' Snakes, bacon, and of course, Chuck Norris...

My Blog

I have to vent about something that bothers me...

I don't think I get angry or ticked off very easily.  I think it's something you really have to work at to get me into such a worked up state.  There's several people that have gotten me to ...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

Spider-man 3...

Just saw Spider-man 3. I really liked it... I actually think some people aren't gonna like it as much as I did.  I think people don't just accept and enjoy what is on the screen and they always h...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

Um, I got into a college...

I got into SUNY Freedonia....   It was a surprise in a quiet day...   =)
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

Oww...

Ouch... So I turned around today, and Max pulled out a dart gun and shot me in the eye...Like, it hit me in the eye.Then later, he shot me in the nose and ear.He "claims" he was aiming for my ches...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:17:00 PST

Um, so my stressful week...

Yeah, well it's Wednesday at about 11:20pm... Here's my list: -I'm a little over halfway done with my Lab Report (which is for my Proficiency), and it's getting to that point where you are REALLY ...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST

I've made a breakthrough!

Back a while ago, I made a discovery on how beard stubble is at it's best at Day 2 or Day 3.  You get the bluish look, that 5 o'clock shadowy thingie going on... well, this is a breakthrough... O...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

They were filming a movie 3 blocks from my house today...

This morning, when I left my home to go to school, I'm walking up 104th st. to Lexington and I turn the corner to go to the train station.I notcied all these trucks and stuff (it was obviously a movie...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST

So the Yankees lost...

Aw well, it was a good run...   (This is the second time in my history on MySpace that I've made this basic post)...   All you Mets fans are gonna be yapping at my heels, aren't ya?   :...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST

Snakes and sickness...

After my craze with the Snakes on a Plane, I succumbed to my sickness...   I'm dying...     No, I'm just being an ass...   I'm currently taking penecillan (however you spell it) du...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST

I'm getting in tune with my emotional-self...

Yep... With all this acting preperation adn stuff like that, I'm learning how to tune in and out of emotions and stuff...   I was watching the last half of "Liar Liar" about ten minutes ago, and ...
Posted by El Muchacho De Johnny on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST