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I am here for Friends

About Me

I have cobras for thumbs. I have a permanent bump on the top of my skull. I have no intentions of ever becoming a “grown up”. I rarely ever brush my hair. I spend a lot of time in my cave/ bunk bed. I like doing back flips off of diving boards. I enjoy trampolines, swings, and merry-go-rounds. I like to be really cold when I sleep. I love pillows, purses and the noise fans make. I am fond of lying on grass- under a tree or just the sun. I take delight in being barefooted. I like drinking really cold water- any other temperature is just mediocre. I fancy cooking for others- but I’d rather be in the kitchen alone. I love it when Matt does upside down pull-ups and when Travis paints my toes/feet.

My Interests

i like golf and bling, playing tennis with my shirt off, drinking champane from the deck of my yacht, having pornstars over to my jacuzzi, driving down the strip in my Hummer...ya know how we roll! i dont like drinking alone in my room writing bad poetry and painting, or lying on the grass or having deep conversations with my best friends. i dont like music, it makes me happy and I HATE BEING HAPPY!i hate reading books and thinking, i hate tea and ice cream and going to THAT DAMN CHINESE RESTAURANT with the people of i love. i hate sleeping and dreaming of weirdass things, i hate feet, did i mention drinking? i hate it!!!

I'd like to meet:

that lovely person that hacked my profile, id buy them flowers and chocolates and squeeze their little head until it goes POP!

Music:

the Jam, Depeche Mode,....fuck i had a whole list before that scab stole my profile! ehhhhh Damien Rice Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Radiohead, Propagandhi, Iron Maiden, all those bands that are my myspace friends...they really are great....The Lemonheads(even though Evan's a piece of shit), Jennifer's voice when shes not screaming!..the Doors? Macbeth(doh!) i dont know ill get back to ya!

Movies:

i prefer theatre.

Television:

i love soap operas!....no really i do! days of our lives, young and restless, the bold and the beautiful....do you think that they wanted to change the names of these shows when the people got old????? OH YEAH!! the just take em out to pasture!

Books:

lately? Bukowski, FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY, Gogel, Camus, Sartre, Nietzsche, Hermann Hesse, Salinger, Cormier, shit...i could go on all day, and you dont really care anyways... i like Good books! there!

Heroes:

bums, junkies, prostitutes, drunks...what you thought i was going to say George Dubbya Bush?

My Blog

mixed!

summertime. the snow is falling...its cold and wet, its heavy and nice. standing in the middle of the trees, talking to yourself, with a damp cigarrette in your mouth and a see through t-shirt. poiso...
Posted by why? on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:43:00 PST

i didnt know you noticed....

i smell you, in the pollen on blooming flowers, swelling sweetly in the wintre reprieve. a friend asked me, all of your words and paintings seem filled with soo much sorrow, why do you dwell ? i said ...
Posted by why? on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

"an ode to my left nipple" and other lovely words.

of all the parts of me, you are the closest to my heart, constantly changing color, from pink to brown, then red and sometimes even purple. the way you revel in your reserved "existence" never sure of...
Posted by why? on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

WHY?? VICE?

my face grows its shadow but my eyes gleam their pretty blue... i skipped sunday, didnt drink or smoke, felt fine and strong but thats all gone again. i gained a bit of money so now i sit just now wit...
Posted by why? on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:20:00 PST

why.... because its been too long??

decemberish the dance, so much spinning, so much rhythm, a tortured twirl of spiritual release against the swiping flies and falling downs did i move towards forwards into the growing of waves into th...
Posted by why? on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:35:00 PST

why, is nothing good enough?

a bleeding.....a smell of sweet hope. a bleeding.... a sweet smell of hope. sometimes it good to say something simple so soft in the ear, like "i love you"  and then its also good sometimes to pu...
Posted by why? on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:57:00 PST

why, dont you want a valentine?

an apple..... that is all i got for killing God. a blooming torture, great with joy and pleasure... i give you the tools. as i weep.         & nbsp; &n...
Posted by why? on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:59:00 PST

why did you put the blog at the bottom?

"Ouija Board" by Morrissey   Ouija board Would you work for me ? I have got to say Hello To an old friend Ouija board, ouija board, ouija board Would you work for me ? I have got to get through ...
Posted by why? on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:04:00 PST

why? because i was drunk. if you dont know...well..

i dont like anyone today!  my heart is swoll with contempt and monrose. like i havent sleep for days and i am rambling with drool hanging like snot from a neglected 4 year old. i stare into ...
Posted by why? on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:00:00 PST

oh why?

 oh how i envy you. with your witty words. and your cutting slurs. with that bit of my boot bitting down with insisors. oh how i dream of you. just driving around in the streets, dancing to screa...
Posted by why? on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:31:00 PST