Ozwald Jeramiah

Im Ozwald Jeramiah Spencer, I Am A Sexy 3 Year Old (In Human Years) Little Black Ladradoodle! I Am Adopted! My Mother Was A Labrador And My Father Was A Poodle, Yes I Know A Wierd Combination. At The Moment I live With My Two Older Brothers "Dan" (Big Fella Who Likes To Drink That Thing That Smells Of Horse Wee I Think He Calls It Beer?) And "Jonny" (Small Chap Who Bums This Stringed Thing That Makes Noise's, Calls It A Geeetar Or Something Like That?), Now My True Love In Life... My Mother, She Adopted Me From Mariner Kennels The Day Before I Was Suppose To Be Sent Away For Some Reason, I Love Her Dearly. I Dont Know Where I Would Be Without Her She Feeds Me, Cuddles Me, Be-littles Me In Front Of My Brothers By Calling Me A Mummy's Boy, She Even Pulls The Cotton Strands From My Bum Hole When They Get Stuck After A Previously Brutal Night On The Sock! I Love To Go For Walkies And To Eat Grass, Im A Very Funny Eater And Wont Eat Pork (Cant Stand The Stuff... Give Me Beef), Although Im Quite Partial To A Chapati And Curry Every Now And Then.I Have An Amazeing Yorkshire Terrier Girlfriend Called Lulu! And I Dont Care What You Say The Older The Better! Shes 42 Years Older Than Me Thats 6 Years In Your Time And I Love Her Like Flies Love My Doo Doo! We Get Up To Mischeif When Nobodys In The House We Like To Share Walkies And Eat Are Food Together And Play Fight!I Have Two Really Close Home-Doggies Called "Muffy" And "Buster"! Muffy Lives Across The Street And He Is Like My Twin But He Is Grey, He Likes To Escape From His House And Growl At Other Dogs Because Hes Hard! Buster Is My Grandmas Son He Is A Little Yorkshire Terrier Who Also Was Rescued From A kennel, We Didnt Use To Get On But Now Were The Best Of Friends!I Love Socks, Chiken, Biteing Postman, Boxershorts