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Fat Nik

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About Me

I like to drink, smoke, play golf & Softball (Go Vern!), Listen to loud music that rocks. I love to watch and play sports, but I am definately not a jock asshole! I love to BBQ a good steak and have some beers in the backyard. I'm a bartender so I know lots of good jokes. I love my boxer, she is a pretty girl named Ursula. Alhtough my Woman has a kick me dog named Buddy, that I'm sort of growing attached too, also The Dorks dog Rocky is pretty awesome too. I have 3 Simpsons tattoos, because I am a dork that way.
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My Interests

Sports, Golf, Punk Rock, Tattoos, Movies, Beer, Pissing off hippies, Records, Pumping some iron, Raiders, Lakers, A's, Baseball, Softball, Bowling, Having Fun, Football, Hoops, Hockey, Poker, Horseshoes, Politics, Porn, Spoiling the shit out of my nephew Gage, Burritos, Defiling the family circus, Touching Onni in inapprioate places in public, Chatting and making up silly lists.
. You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism


79%

atheism


75%

Satanism


63%

Buddhism


58%

Islam


58%

Paganism


42%

Judaism


33%

Hinduism


29%

Christianity


8%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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I'd like to meet:

Wierdos but not freaks..People who won't get mad and kick me in the nuts for no reason. Other concerned citizens who think DUHbya sucks and the Christian Right is attaching itself to national policy like a a parasite.AND OF COURSE MELMO!! .. "

Music:

NOFX, Social Distortion, Rolling Stones,The Clash, Angry Samoans, Decendents, face to face, Black Flag, Jets to Brazil, Bad Brains, Jim Croce, Rancid, Detroit Cobras, Circle Jerks, Bad Religion, Jawbreaker, Lagwagon, Youth Brigade, DK's, Van Halen, Johnny Cash, Sloppy Seconds, The Go-Go's, Motorhead, OLD Metallica, Suicidal Tendencies, X, Cro-Mags, Minor Threat, fugazi, Johnny Thunders, New York Dolls, Big Boys, AC/DC, Dance Hall Crashers, Strung Out, Pennywise, The Who, The Kinks, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Vandals, Beach Boys, Marty Robbins, Kyuss, Ozzy, Dio, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Rezillos, Sham 69, Stiff Little Fingers, Bob Marley, Dead Boys, Gun Club, Reagan Youth, Buzzcocks, Adolescents, No Means No, Hanson Brothers, Dayglo Abortions, Ill Repute, RKL, Dr. Know, Thin Lizzy, Blue Oyster Cult, Toy Dolls, Anti-Nowhere League, Curtis Mayfield, Martha & The Vandellas, Chuck Berry, Elvis, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis, Pixies, Ramones, The Animals, War, Infectious Grooves, Judas Priest, The Blitz, Quiet Riot and of course MAIDEN!!!

Movies:

Repo Man, Fast Times @ Ridgemont High, Godfather I&II, Goodfellas, 16 Candles, Bad News Bears, Donnie Darko, Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, Snatch, Best of Chritsy Canyon, Donnie Brasco, Heat, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Kentucky Fried Movie, Enter The Dragon, Wierd Science, Good The Bad & The Ugly, Scarface, The Graduate, Tombstone, Dirty Harry, Unforgiven, The Jerk, Animal House, LA Confidential, American Beauty, American Pie, Fargo, Millers Crossing, Jackass The Movie, Shawshank Redemption, Ferris Bueller, Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America, Clerks, Bubba Ho Tep, Eternal Sunshine on The Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, The Zero Effect, Mallrats, Dogma, Mystic River, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Superman I & III, Bull Durham, Major League, Se7en, Rock N' Roll High School, Suburbia, Another State of Mind, Decline I & II, Breakfast Club, Casino, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Something About Mary, Ice Storm, Dazed & Confused, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Training Day, King Of New York, Salton Sea, Better off dead, Grosse Pointe Blank, Can't Buy Me Love, Boyz in the Hood, Menace II Society, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Evil Dead II, True Romance, Assault On Precinct 13, Escape From New York, Black Hawk Down, Wild Bunch, Mr. Majestyk, Pale Rider, Dog Day Afternoon, Taking of Pellum 1,2,3, and of course THE WARRIORS! come out to play..aya.ay..ay

Television:

SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS, The Sopranos, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, WKRP, Freaks & Geeks, Sportscenter, Cheers, Soutpark, Chappelles Show, SNL, 7th Heaven, NYPD Blue, West Wing, The Office, The Shield, Rescue Me, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, Daily Show, Conan O'Brien, PTI, and Lucky Louie

Books:

Ball Four, They Call Me Assasin, Peoples History of the United States, Superfudge, Henry & Ribsy, Then Again Maybe I won't, Steal This Book, Cycle Sluts From Hell, A woman scorned, The Mick, The Stand, Joseph Wambaugh & anything by Elmore Leonard.

Heroes:

Magic Johnson, Keith Richards, Willie Mays, Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, Mickey Mantle, Fat Mike, Frank Hubbell, Moose, Christy Canyon, Ron Jeremy, Phil Jackson, Greg Graffin, Greg Hetson, Jerry Brown, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, David Cross, Jackie Robonson, Muhammed Ali, Joe Namath, Lance Armstrong, Olaf, the 6ft Swedish Tree Monkey, and of course TOM!

My Blog

Why I quit drinking..

Because I'm an idiot..Mineral water is much better than beer and whiskey. 18 days and counting and I totally don't miss it at all...Somebody buy me some tampons for my mangina while I cry as I listen ...
Posted by Fat Nik on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:32:00 PST

A can of Whoop ass on the Oregon Zoo..

In it's stellar 2005 Debut, the Vern Softball team Crushed the Bats of the Oregon Zoo 18-5. The game was highlighted by the slick fielding of Shortstop Kyle "Kielbasa" Waters and a grand slam by Leado...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stop Smiling

The Vandals happy robots say "life is fine" they're the ones i loathe they're stupid or they're lying or a little bit of both ignore disasters and say that life is great it never stops the smi...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its a Fact..

It's a Fact Lyrics Artist: Vandals You Now its for sure that no one gives a crap youre right on track Its a fact! And when you believe things are as good as guaranteed youre up your ass. Its a ...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Too Much To Ask

A refreshing plunge A drink of platable water A deep inspiration on a warm summer day A safe stroll in the middle of the road community A neighbor who in times of need will not turn away I aint ...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Going to Pasalacqua

Here we go again, infatuation Touches me just when i Thought that it would end Oh but then again it seems Much more than that but Im not sure exactly what youre thinking I toss and turn all ni...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I gave my love a chicken..

No, I didn't really give her a chicken that had no bones (man the the Colonel would love that), or a cherry that had no stones..But I did give the bitch (and I mean that in the nicest possible way) a ...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Afternoon Delight

The Starland Vocal Band Afternoon Delight Lyrics Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait unti...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All Style No Substance

Youth Brigade All Style No Substance the info-mercial home shopping club. the money flows from young and old cash cash cow coming home. all style no substance. the flashy cars expensive clothes ...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Putty in Your Hands

You say hop and I'll hop, You say stop and I'll stop, You say come and I come, Oh anything you say I'm like a hunk of clay. I'm just like putty, Putty in your hands ah-ah, Well ah-ah. With one ...
Posted by Fat Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST