The_invisible_gay_man&trade

About Me

Wanna see something funny watch this its what is worse than two girls one cup, the samtastic edition!!--------------------------------------------------- -------- I'm 24, currently single, i'm friggin funny, and im a big weirdo. I'm NOT prissy, I'm not a hard ass either, I fall somewhere in between. I'm pretty comical, I think. i love to joke around and be the TMI Guy (Too Much Information Guy)I love art of all types, from music to paintings to books. ----------------------------------------------------------- My mom just died suddenly, Friday, May 25th, 2007. I STILL cant believe it, thankfully i have great friends who have been there for me, to make me laugh, help me when i cried, and hugged me even though my hugs suck! ----------------------------------------------------------- I have been doing my best in this last year to fuck up my life as much as humanly possible, I've developed a knack for it too. Currently I'm staying in reno with a friend of mine so i can try to clear my head for a minuet and get my shit together. I don't really have much going well for my right now but somehow i manage to keep myself somewhat hopeful that I'll get things right for once, wish me luck. MY family doesn't really have a whole lot to do with me these days so my friends are my family now, though i guess i have abandoned them to be here for now i think its best.
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My Interests

art, writing, reading, video games, Freddy Krugar, listening to music, guys and online games.

I'd like to meet:

there are so many people I could mention but I really like powerful Ladies! I would also like to meet cool people who are free spirited. Shirley Manson, Amanda Palmer ( i could cross this one off my list as i have met this lovely lady though she still doesn't know who i exist) , Margret Cho, the mighty morphing power rangers, Willy Wonka and the umpa lumpas, whoever made man. -----------------------------------------------------------

Music:

Garbage, The Dresden Dolls, OLD No Doubt,. I am a HUGE fan of female artists, I absolutely love the sound of a strong woman singing, it reminds me of my grandma. I really like Muse, Radio head, Frank Zappa (Titties and Beer) Other than that anything classical, musicals, and of course relaxing sounds. -----------------------------------------------------------L ONESOME ORGANIST RAPES PAGE TURNER--------------------------GUITAR HERO-------------------- -------------------------ASTRONAUT------------------------

Movies:

The Nightmare On Elm Street collection is my favorite, stranger than fiction, running with scissors, Sordid lives... many others

Television:

Adult swim, ie. Family guy, the oblongs, robot chicken. I love stand up comics, my favorite is Margeret Cho and i like Liam Sullivan... DEAR CARBS!!

Books:

been reading some old x-men comic books, other than that nothing interesting right now... i read the back of a shampoo bottle in the shower recently...

Heroes:

The X-men especially Storm, my grandma, and my mother.

My Blog

song lyrics to dresden doll music videos

LONESOME ORGANIST RAPES PAGE TURNERHe told me that I knew what to laugh at And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain So on the bench I watched his le...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:00:00 PST

Why i hate teenage kids too

So yesterday im on the bus with my friend chris and we are haded downtown. Right as we were getting on the bus i noticed a group of 4 boys and 5 girls get on all in thier teens, they looked like your ...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:23:00 PST

Why i hate little kids

So today i walked to go get smokes and as im comming back to the apartment a bus lets of a crap load of hellions. Mind you im on my phone talking to luke about finances and stuff, and as im walking by...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

2 girls one what?

EWWW!! So i finnaly saw two girls in one cup today, sick as fuck right, well here are some links to the YouTube videos my friend Chris made, they are all my reaction but the second two have different ...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

the darker workings in my mind

if i died tomarrow would anybody care?if i spilled my sorrow would i finally be aware?Is happiness a state of mind?im losing my self so rappidly i feel im going blind.Where did my family go, and where...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:13:00 PST

What i said to the girl i never knew

So this all started when my real father aka my sperm donor tried to get me to visit him and the rest of the Smith’s in tenn. (these people have never made reall attempts to be in my life) i had ...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:38:00 PST

what i finally said to my real dad...

I really didn’t want get into this but I’m over all the lies. I didn’t choose to move to Mo, Mom and roger moved me there, and if you recall the last time I came you visit I asked to...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

im wasting my time

My heart grows bitter at the games we play. My feelings are crushed everyday. I'm wasting my time.You'll never care abo...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:53:00 PST

Looking at the moon

A new moon came into my orbit I spent many nights in its glowI listen to its whispering musical sounds As the fog rolled of its lips.It embraced me, protectively in...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

is there something wrong with me?

I've been having a relaxing day, pretty typical day really. However I just had this feeling like this town is sufficating me, or maybe I'm doing it to myself. I know for sure I can't take it much long...
Posted by The_invisible_gay_man&trade on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:22:00 PST