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fleshisreal

About Me



adopt your own virtual pet!I adopted this pet in memeory of Mr. Irwin, and also as a tribute (or reflection?!?) of my most recent vacation. Only you could possibly understand. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests



If gina tuzzolino were a drink they would be:
2 parts cocky 1 parts affectionate 2 parts attractiveness
Get Your RECIPE Here!

Music:

anything i can relate to, dance to alone in my room or car, or get a good laugh out of. i hate country music. i'll be the first to admit that not only do i own an extensive library of techno, but emo music. i've seen dashboard confessional more times than i like to admit. at the same time i think some of the best shows i've been to are poison the well, tool, a perfect circle, blondie, and system of a down. that should give you an idea... and i love the classic great stuff like portise head, the pixies and the violent femms. in addition: billy idol! not only was it a great show, but a good laugh for weeks to come

Movies:

ANY horror movie.. i don't care if it's a shitty 1970's horror/porn flick... all of the texas chainsaw massacres..especially the next generation. i get a good kick out of mathew whatshisname with the remote control leg. lots of the stuff i grew up on as a kid, goonies, stand by me, nightmare on elm street, legend, excalibur, the last unicorn, unico, labirynth (sp?), the prince of darkness, big fish, the notebook, the ring (american and japanese version) the audition, clockwork orange, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind....so on and so forth

Television:

i've come to realize the t.v is best used for video games. namely need for speed 2

Books:

the bell jar, years best in fantasy and horror, the perks of being a wallflower, any true crime books, anything by poppy z. brite, the velveteen rabbit, and just about anything woth words...

Heroes:

my mom. she doesn't take shit from anyone.

My Blog

things that piss me off (2)

it used to be an ongoing joke about how horrible military health care is: you could have a leg blown off and they'll give you motrin 800 and tell you to drink plenty of water. but i am sick to death o...
Posted by half cocked on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

things that piss me off (1)

abortion:roe vs. wade the above link is to a CNN interviews with 2 women choosing between birth or abortion. the one woman had to choose giving birth to a child with water in his brain and a hole in h...
Posted by half cocked on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST

so two guys walk into a strip club....

...and try to get in using fake i.d's. being the classy establishment that it is, the bouncer calls the cops. long story short, the two 18 yr olds were detained, put in the back of the cop car, and gi...
Posted by half cocked on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:09:00 PST

i’ve got this sinking feeling...

that i didn't miss anything while i was gone. in short, i'm back. stay tuned for pictures and videos documenting the fact that i have friends and we have fun.
Posted by half cocked on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST

i’m here

i made it safe and sound. i unwrapped my presents..and made off like a bandit.yay me.
Posted by half cocked on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:07:00 PST

my resolution

two more days and i'm outta here! i don't know if i've actually been this excited about leaving so much behind. perhaps it's just the fact that i have an entire year i'd like to forget. i wouldn't cha...
Posted by half cocked on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

all down hill from here

hey there kids. just wanted to leave an update concerning my exam yesterday.the good news is, it's over. the not-really-that-bad news is that i won't know the results intil sometime around the first w...
Posted by half cocked on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:11:00 PST

AaaarrrGGggghhhhh!

think happy thoughts!!! i'm 3 days away from taking my medical exam....eeeek! and to be rather honest, i can use all the luck i can get. so do me a favor and donate at least one minute of your day to ...
Posted by half cocked on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:40:00 PST

house calls

to those of you who have made various attempts to contact me via text message, and well, phone calls, today you can rejoice! well, i'm rejoicing. i got my cell phone back today and i am reacquainting ...
Posted by half cocked on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:12:00 PST

mad girls love song

---dedicated to the other girl who knows this-------"I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;I lift my lids and all is born again.(I think I made you up inside my head.)The stars go waltzing out i...
Posted by half cocked on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST