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Mark

They used to call me Sexy Mark, the Pharoah Wizard.

About Me

I'm 23 and I live in Johnstown, PA. I graduated from Penn State University in December '05 and I've been working at a small technology company in PA ever since.

I've been playing guitar for a few years now and it's probably my biggest hobby.

AIM - x klormach x

My Interests

Music - guitars, amps, performing, and writing.

Tang Soo Do

The only sports I really like are soccer, running and cycling.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't post chain letter bulletins or stupid things like "Free iPhone, just click here" or "See who is REALLY viewing your myspace profile!". If you are stupid enough to believe those things I don't want to be your friend.

If those things were actually true, my genitals would have fallen off about a dozen times, I would have bad luck with jobs and/or relationships for 10000 years and several ghosts would be living under my bed.

Also, no porn bots. I really tire of friend requests from people with risqué names and their profile is about their cam site.

Oh yeah, my ideal woman would look something like this:

Music:

ABBA, Al Stewart, Anthrax, Bach, Beethoven, Black Sabbath, The Cars, Chick Corea, The Cure, Dave Brubeck, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Donovan, ELO, Eric Johnson, Exodus, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Haydn, INXS, Iron Maiden, Jaco Pastorius, Jason Becker, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Joy Division, KISS, Megadeth, Metallica, Mozart, Nirvana, Randy Rhoads, Paul Gilbert, Pixies, Prince, Queen, Racer X, Rush, The Scorpions, Screeching Weasel, Smashing Pumpkins, Steve Vai, Testament, Todd Rundgren, Van Halen, The Who, Yngwie

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Donnie Darko, The Royal Tenenbaums, Escape from LA, Escape from New York, American Psycho, Shaun of the Dead, The Truman Show, October Sky, E.T., Life Aquatic, Ghost World, Clerks, Clerks 2

Television:

Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Married with Children, The Simpsons, South Park, Tom Goes to the Mayor

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22, 1984, The Jungle

Heroes:

Paul Gilbert:

Bruce Lee:

Steve Prefontaine: