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glassofjaw

keep dudeballs out of my catfish :(

About Me

My name is Dave

I live in Wyoming and I'll just go ahead and say I'm sorry in advance.

I own a Guitar and Bass and don't know how to play either.

I don't wanna be a old man anymore.

It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor.

Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night.

It's time I got back to the good life.

My Interests

Music, Music, Music, Music, Music, Music, and things that involve sitting.Cossack Dancing and reinforcing stereotypes.i listened to those guys this week^

I'd like to meet:

steven colbert while wearing a bear suit.

Music:



ALL (The Band), Descendents, The Vandals, Lagwagon, Dillinger Four, The Who, Less Than Jake, Pulley, Zero Down, Catch 22, Avail, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Boston, Journey, Alkaline Trio, Husker Du, Bad Astronaut, Arrogant Sons Of Bitches, Bomb The Music Industry!, Face to Face, fIREHOSE, Hot Water Music, The Lawrence Arms, Pixies, Blue Oyster Cult, Ozma, The Donnas, Avoid One Thing

blahblahblahblahblah

Movies:

Pretentious list of retarded "indie" movies that are posted by douchebags who try to make themselves look "deep" by listing "obscure" movies like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" and "Birth Of a Nation".

But for a serious answer: Roadhouse

Television:

I don't allow this devil box in my house.

anyone know how to hook an xbox 360 up to a viewmaster?

Books:

I don't read books by authors who have funny beards.

Serious beards apply in the comment section ok thanks

and little bunny foo foo.

Heroes:

The band GENESIS

My Blog

SMILEY FACVES GNNARLS BARKALARY

It’s been damn near a year so I suppose I’d better update this thing, yeah?Well, too god damn bad! I’ve got a life outside of myspace!
Posted by glassofjaw on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:00:00 PST

the best chatlog ever

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Posted by glassofjaw on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

coke spider

lolin'
Posted by glassofjaw on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST

something smells like raw fish

i currently have 34 dollars to my name and today was pay day :(
Posted by glassofjaw on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

ON THE BASS GUITAH

doogah duh doogitah gah
Posted by glassofjaw on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

��Noble Stabbings!!

# 51 dick butkus
Posted by glassofjaw on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST

the falcon's new song is fucking great

n/t
Posted by glassofjaw on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

god damn goddamnit is a good god damn album dod gamnit

what a rock album! srsly the bass on messages from kathleen sounds so awesome B-)
Posted by glassofjaw on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

who is this rapper

mike shinoda
Posted by glassofjaw on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:41:00 PST

pay daaay

wendys number 3 big bacon classic you shall be mine B-)
Posted by glassofjaw on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST