Greetings Foul Cretins, Metalheads, Warlords and Busty Ladies, I am Adam Jones, but I also go by several different monikers including: Lord Blast, Leviathan, Jonez, Baron Blastbeat or my prime anonym Mr Jones.
I shall be your host during your time on my fine page, harken to me, come close, and allow me to say a few words...
Apropos myself: I am a Satanist, a full-time Bastard, occasional Gentlemen, a great admirer of busty brunette women, the complete adversary of text speakers and proud upholder of the English language, I am also in possession of the greatest car name ever heard by the ears of Men:
Lord Admiral Blast's Grim, Cruel, Remorseless, Grotesque, Despised, Nordic, Immortal, Eternal, Pure, Northern, Unholy, Necro, Pagan, True Infernal Frostbitten Norwegian Black Metal Enhanced Speed Metal Custom, Colossal Heathen Barbarian Warlord, Hate Filled, Christ Slaughtering, Face Melting, Jew Annihilating, Seizure Inducing, Church Burning, Slave Making, War Mongering, Holocaust Invoking, Guinness Powered, Boob Fondling, Ass Grabbing, Gunpowder Fuelled, Blood Soaked, Child Beating, Mormon Destroying, Priest Exterminating, Pope Obliterating, Odin Praising, Ra Worshipping, Goat Worshipping, Satan Worshipping, Northern Four-Wheeled Blasphemous Raging Pedestrian Grinder and Ungodly, Unbridled, Unmitigated, Wretched, Insurmountable, Uncharitable, Unwieldy, Undeniable, Unceremonious, Unrelenting, Unimaginable, Uncompromising,
Unmerciful, Uncontrollable, Faithless, Accursed, Unearthly, Everlasting, Undying, Monstrous, Demonic, Unstoppable Gargantuan Lumbering War Beast of Piracy, Satanically Baptised, Loyal to the Kingdom of Lordaeron,
One with the Dark Side, One with the Burning Legion, The Ineffable King of Hell, Pure Fucking Armageddon, The Dread Lord, The Plague Creator, The Lich King, The Personification of Evil, The Butcher of Bakersfield,
The Destructor, The Undoing of the Earth, The Doom of the Living, A Ruined and Terrible form of Life, The End of our Time, A Grand Instrument of Destruction Fuelled by the Venom of Hatred for Man, Beast of Revelation, Tool of Desecration, Lord of Rebirth and Evil, Wielder of the Black Flame, The Spawn of the Twisting Nether, The Supreme Necrotic Audnance, A Great Vessel of Undeath Wreathed in Flame, A Plague Upon this World, Loyal Servant to the True Emperor Darth Sidious, The Meanest, Saltiest and Manliest Machine on the Seven Seas, Grim as Fuck, Cult as Fuck, Brutal as Fuck, Safe as Fuck, Custom-Built, Battle Ready and Polished to the Nth Degree... and Ting... And it Cannot be Bargained With, it Cannot Be Reasoned With, it Doesn't Feel Pity or Remorse, And it Absolutely Will Not Stop Ever, Until You Are Dead.
I am also the administrator of the official Akercocke forum
