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lunch lady

get in there, slut puppy!

About Me

life is exciting. if you don't think so, then you haven't been paying attention.

My Interests

dating your brother, knitting!!!!, challenges, banter, you, being bootylicious, mexican bakeries, showering and bathing, health, safety, myself, lake superior, lavendar, public radio, walking around looking at things, integrity, honesty, vegetables, sage and rosemary and oregano, a little marathon now and then, irish breakfast tea, soccer, reading, blueberries, coffee, stained glass, cabernet sauvignon, small towns, rugby, friends, learning, camping, nonfiction writing, cooking, sunshine, my perfect cat tilla

I'd like to meet:

your mom

Music:

my favorite band might be the cardigans. is that ok?

Movies:

team america, dude where's my car, amelie, run lola run, angus, love actually

Television:

no thanks... not usually. maybe a little grey's anatomy now and then.

Books:

lord of the rings! irish folk tales, the poisonwood bible, anything by amy tan, anything by john steinbeck, bird by bird, lonesome dove, the beauty myth

Heroes:

my mom, my dad

My Blog

hunry

i’m so hungry right now.  and it’s making me cranky.  well, fuck this. i’m going to go eat some dinner.
Posted by lunch lady on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:55:00 PST

tilla

tilla's black and white fur looks particularly striking when i wear a pink shirt. or when she frolics on the glossy hardwood floor that i just mopped.
Posted by lunch lady on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

questions

this is a fight i had one time at lunch, in high school.  i posed this question to a lunchmate: can water, already present in your urine, osmotically enter back into the bloodstream via the cells...
Posted by lunch lady on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

hey, plump girl on the bnsf train

buy some clothing with pockets.  cuz your cleave isnt a cute place to store your phone, keys, and altoids. wrong way to draw attention to god's bountiful gifts, dear. and hey.  why do you h...
Posted by lunch lady on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

driving?

i'm looking for a platonic partner to travel the country with me.  we'll get in my car and drive.  i want to see the ocean again, and those great hills in kentucky, and mountains in the west...
Posted by lunch lady on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:30:00 PST

blaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

okay, one bubble bath and one glass of crappy pinot noir later.  damn.  i was doing so well earlier today. and now.... none of the roommate prospects are coming through.  and i jus...
Posted by lunch lady on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:48:00 PST