Running With Scissors |
I finished Augusten Burroughs' Running With Scissors the other night, and I haven't quite decided how I feel about it yet... With David Sedaris, everything is weird and crazy things happen and t...
Posted by Katie Belle on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST |
Book Report |
I'm a dork. This is not a surprise to anyone who has ever met me. I am extremely excited because I just went to visit my mom and borrowed a whole new crop of books from her library! I'll give a brief ...
Posted by Katie Belle on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:24:00 PST |
I Could Just Dye! |
Why do I do this to myself? Why do I, every so often decide that dying my hair at home is a good idea? Why?! I mean, the highlights debacle wasn't enough to teach me a lesson (I'm looking at you Heath...
Posted by Katie Belle on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:36:00 PST |
The other 80% |
I feel craptastic. My head hurts and my neck is tired of holding it up. I want to take a nap. The thing is, I don't feel crappy enough to go home early from work. I hoard my vacation days like preciou...
Posted by Katie Belle on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST |
Macaroni or Marconi? |
The title is stupid. But if you're clever you just might think that I had macaroni and cheese for lunch which is a tiny bit funny because I work in broadcasting and Marconi was a broadcasting pioneer....
Posted by Katie Belle on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:40:00 PST |
Dear Dog Girl |
Dear Dog Girl,
I hate you. Your slovenly ways are legendary in the apartment complex. Sheila groans everytime you leave your disgusting bags of garbage sitting in front of your door instead of walkin...
Posted by Katie Belle on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST |
It was Dog Girl! |
Ha! I just got a call from my apartment complex. Dog girl is the source of the fleas. They know this because they found fleas in my light fixture where they shouldn't have been if they had originated ...
Posted by Katie Belle on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST |
Fleas 2: Katie 0 |
The fleas are wicked mutated evil creatures. I had the pest guy come last Thrusday. It didn't work. I used carpet flea powder. It didn't work. I bought flea bombs. They didn't work. Bug spray. Didn't ...
Posted by Katie Belle on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST |
Call me Typhoid Mary |
To Whom It May Concern:
I moved into the Timberlane Apartment complex approximately a month and a half ago. Recently, I've begun having a problem with fleas. I have no animals and do not spend a signi...
Posted by Katie Belle on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:31:00 PST |
Myspace Farted all over my Blog! |
MYSPACE just farted all over my clever blog. Now nobody gets to hear about me having a funny accent in South Carolina. Bastard.
Posted by Katie Belle on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST |
