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Invader Jim

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

About me?...Well I sit to close to the TV, I was born in Canada, I eat fatty foods and don't chew 20 times, I used to smoke when I drank, I've seen a baby born, I love loud music, My feet hurt, I was in the Army, I want to be a Rock Star!, I wore black lipstick in high school because I thought it was cool, I remember the little things, I've watched the sun rise and set over the Sahara, I've saved a life and almost lost mine (twice), I've sailed on the Nile, I can't sing, I'm a commercial helicopter pilot, I've gotten drunk on absinthe, I'm up all night, I talk on the phone when I drive, I was on a plane that got hijacked, I like cats & dogs, I hate AOL, I wasn't born in a barn, I F**k as well as I dance, I hate raw tomatoes, I love my Macintosh, I've walked the Great Wall & climbed the holiest Mountain in China, I've kissed a girl and didn't know her name, I love to make you laugh, I have a crush on Cat from TechTV, I've hurt those that care about me the most, I drank coffee with a porn star, I always say the dumbest things, I'll never remember your birthday, I gave Martin Gores daughter a piggyback ride, I once ate a grapefruit in the shower and I always - always want what I can't have..

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Whats my Subculture?

You are... DAS INDUSTRIAL! Chances are you're a
walking computer, you speak in binary or
garbled German, and you like scaring the living
crap out of wrinkly grandmas.
Who's My 80's Icon Alter-Ego?

My Interests

Flying, Dancing, Music, Food, Computers, Zombies, Suicidegirls and more Dancing

I'd like to meet:

You..... I chat on MSN Messenger "[email protected]"

Music:

A Split Second, Apoptygma Berzerk, ATB, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, Bigod 20, Bishop Allen, Bjork, Black Flag, BT, Butthole Surfers, Cibbo Mato, Clan of Xymox, The Clash, Clan of Xymox, Combichrist, Concrete Blonde, Covenant, The Cure, Daniel Ash, Danny Elfman, Dead Can Dance, Dead Kennedys, Delerium, Depeche Mode, Die Form, Die Krupps, E Nomine, Erasure, The Faint, The Fixx, Foetus, Front Line Assembly, Front 242, Funker Vogt, God Module, Gravity Kills, Icon of Coil, Imperative Reaction, Jayda Klingerman, Joy Division, Killing Joke, KMFDM, Laibach, Lard, LCD Soundsystem, Love & Rockets, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Missing Persons, Morrissey, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Neurotic Fish, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, Oingo Boingo, Paul Van Dyk, Peter Murphy, Pig, Pigface, Pop Will Eat Itself, Portishead, Project Pitchfork, Psychic TV, Pulp, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Recoil, Rob Zombie, Rotersand, Sister Machine Gun, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Slick Idiot, The Smiths, Spahn Ranch, Sting, Sven Vath, Tears for Fears, This Mortal Coil, Tool, Tones on Tail, Underworld, VNV Nation, The Warp Bros, Wiseblood, Yaz, 16 Volt - Industrial/Alternative/80's/Punk - you get the idea

Movies:

Evil Dead (I,II&III), 24hr Party People, 100 Girls, Aliens, Godzilla (All of them), Kelly's Heroes, Die Hard, Raiders, Yojimbo, Clerks, The Goonies, Dogma, Dr. No, High Fidelity, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Fight Club, Frida, The Sandlot, Say Anything, Braveheart, Donnie Darko, Seven Samurai, Hard Boiled, Rules of Attraction, Grosse Point Blank, Weird Science, Better off Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Punch Drunk Love, Saving Private Ryan

Television:

Farscape, The Young Ones, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, WWE, Heroes, Lost and just about anything on History/Discover/TLC/Adult Swim

Books:

If Chins Could Kill, The Anti-Gravity Handbook, Enigma, Communion, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger, The Drawing of the Three, The Waste Lands, Wizards and Glass, Wolves of the Calla, The Gashlycrumb Tines, all R.A. Salvatore and anything WW II History

Heroes:

Toshiro Mifune, LillithVain, Bruce Campbell, John Cusack, Kevin Smith, Sonny Chiba, The Suicidegirls, The Shadow, Randy Couture, Kevin Nash

My Blog

The end of Bauhaus

I stole this from an interview with David J   JH: So, looking back, what do you think of the state of the industry from the beginning of your career to now? Has it changed a lot, or is it just...
Posted by Invader Jim on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:52:00 PST

Star

Come, come out and playWe miss your faceAnd the funny things you sayBe, just be yourselfAnd nothing elseWill push you awayAnd i feel so much loveWhen it's all mixed upIt wraps itself around meStar, we...
Posted by Invader Jim on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

...

I would say I'm sorryIf I thought that it would change your mindBut I know that this timeI have said too muchBeen too unkindI try to laugh about itCover it all up with liesI try and laugh about itHidi...
Posted by Invader Jim on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:31:00 PST

I never blog

As you know I almost never blog.. but i just need o get this off my chest...FUCK YOU AFI! YOU CRY BABY! NO TALENT! HACKS!seriously fuck off... you make me envy the deafsuck it
Posted by Invader Jim on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

Random haiku

Pretty girl cryingAnd my lack of self-esteemKeeps me where I amThey're laughing with me!But the joke's not that funny&They're laughing at me.Please don't break my heartI just fixed it yesterdayWith gl...
Posted by Invader Jim on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST

80's music quiz

  I got 114.5 ... missed some easy ones 2 :( ...
Posted by Invader Jim on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:25:00 PST

Real Friends

Don't fucking stab you in the back
Posted by Invader Jim on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 04:16:00 PST

Shmint!

I woke up to the most overpowering smell of "Mint" & "Dog Shit" i'll have to explain later ... i have customers  ...
Posted by Invader Jim on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:46:00 PST

Teen Choice Awards

Just turned on the TV and the teen choice awards are on... They gave an award for Teen Choice Punk Band of the Year... WTF!?!  Sorry "teens" you havent had a choice for a very long time ... MTV&n...
Posted by Invader Jim on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 09:38:00 PST

BEST THURSDAY EVER (almost)

I have been "dj'n" (if you can call it that) thursday nights at Ground Zero for a very long time and I don't think I've ever had that much fun ... why you ask? 1. Got to hang out with 2 of the b...
Posted by Invader Jim on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 03:22:00 PST