Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 75% The Flash 75% Superman 70% Hulk 70% Catwoman 70% Robin 65% Batman 50% Supergirl 50% Iron Man 50% Wonder Woman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?
You're Nny! You're psychotic and kind of evil, but
somewhere in there is an emotion. Good luck
finding it.