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TOURING THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS ESTRANGED COUNTERPART, ZORB THE SCHLONGER, KOKK THE LOVER FOUND THAT AMIDST ALL THE SLAUGHTER, DESTRUCTION AND SCHLONGERING,HE WAS CAPABLE OF A DEEP AND ABIDING LOVE.
NOT FOR THE PLIGHT OF THE PUNY HUMANS.OH, NO. KOKK RELISHED TAKING BROWNHOLE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT BARBED-PENIS WIELDING HORROR FROM ANOTHER WORLD.NO, HIS LOVE STEMMED FROM A FAR MORE POWERFUL SOURCE.
HIS PENIS.
YOU SEE, UNBEKNOWNST TO KOKK, HIS PENIS WAS PSYCHIC..IT WAS ABLE, IN THE MOMENT OF CRIPPLING EJACULATION,.TO SEE HIS VICTIMS LIFE FLASH BEFORE IT'S EYE.FROM THESE VISIONS IT WAS ABLE TO DEVELOPE AN APPRECIATION FOR THINGS LIKE ART,MUSIC,POETRYAND GEFILTE FISH.
SOON IT'S POWERS ENCREASED AND IT WAS ABLE TO PROJECT THESE CONCEPTS TO KOKKS OTHER BRAIN.CONFUSED AND ENRAGED BY THESE FOREIGN CONCEPTS, KOKK BENT AND BROKE MANY A BLADETRYING TO REMOVE HIS UNHOLY MEMBER AND IT'S STRANGE VISIONS WITH THEIR ODD LACK OF DEPTH PERCEPTION. BUT TO NO AVAIL. THE PENIS WAS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD.
AFTER A MANIC CAMPAIGN OF GRUELING TESTING, AND ARDUOUS PUNISHMENT,KOKK WAS ABLE TO WREST THE REIGNS OF CONTROL AWAY FROM HIS EVOLVING PROTRUTION AND MAKE PEACE WITH HIMSELF.
TILL BOTH HANDS WERE DEVELOPING CARPAL TUNNEL.
THEN, WITH HIS NEW FOUND SIGHT,HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS CAPABLE OF EXTRACTING THE EMOTIONS FROM THESE CHANNELINGS AND SHAPE THEM INTO CONSCIOUS THOUGHT.WHEN PUT DOWN IN CYPHERS OR SPOKEN ALOUD, THEY PRODUCED A FEELING OF PLEASURE YET UNEXPLORED BY KOKK OR HIS KIND.
HE WAS TRANSFORMED.
THROWING OFF THE GARMENTS OF HIS OLD LIFE, HE RENOUNCED HIS OLD NAME. THAT OF SPLOAD THE SCHALACKER, AND BECAME KOKK THE LOVER...
DESPITE THE FACT THAT HIS POETRY IS GLEENED FROM THE SAVAGE DEATH BY RIPPING EMPALEMENT OF MANY A FOOLISH MORTAL,IT IS SURPRISINGLY DELICATE AS WELL AS INSIGHTFUL AND PACKED WITH HIDDEN MEANING.
THIS IS A CALL TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH TO FALL, ASS IN THE AIR, BEFORE HIS PULSATING NEED, SO THAT THE FIRES OF LOVE FLOWING SO FREELY FROM HIS PEN MAY NEVER END.
SO LET IT BLEED...
