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Squiggy

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About Me

My name is Andrew Squiggman. I'm a truck driver at the Shotz Brewery in Milwaukee Wisconsin. I have a prized moth collection and a stuffed Iguana named Jeffery. I play in a band called "Lenny and the Squigtones" I'm also a chick magnet. I live with my Pal Lenny above these two Dames named Shirley and Laverne. They wont go out with us though. Must be Thespians or somthin. What I like most about livin in this town is all the cheap 50 cent tap beer and how easy all the women are. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor..

My Interests

I'm really into Music. Me and My Pal Lenny have our own band,you probably heard of us "Lenny and the Squigtones" I also like Chicks. Lenny and me like to hang out at the pizza bowl because there's always chicks there and we get free pizza and beer from the owner Mr Difazzio.

I'd like to meet:

Dame's and more Dame's! Dame's that know how to cook are a definite bonus. So if your a hot Dame that likes to make out and cook then lets hook up!. I also wanna meet the guy who invented bosco and the guy who invented!

Music:

Lenny & the Squigtones,Johnny Cash,Spinal Tap, Motorhead,The Go-Getters,High-Noon,Three Bad Jacks,Wynonnie Harris,Ronnie Dawson, Louis Jordan,Buck Owens,The Old 97,s, Jack Baymoore & the Bandits, Big Sandy and the flyrite boys, The Casey Sisters, Joe Clay,Faron Young,The Penguins, Johnny Powers, The Louvin Brothers, Scotty Moore,The Planet Rockers,Hank Williams, Frank Sinatra,Wayne Hancock,The Dead Kennedys, Cave Catt Sammy, Marti Brom, Janis Martin,The Spokesman, Josie Kruezer, The Bellfuries,Wanda Jackson,Marty Robbins,The Spokesmen, Kim Lenz,The Ranch Girls,The Ramones,Screamin Jay Hawkins,Social Distortion,Big Joe Turner, Johnny Horton,Buddy Holly,Howling Wolf, Johnny Burnette Rock n Roll trio, Joe Maphis, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, Jim Byron & the Bathroom sessions, The Stanley Brothers,Merle Travis,Deke Dickerson, Wildfire Willie and the Ramblers,The Space Cadets, The Alley Dukes, The Rimshots,the Stillmen, The Quakes,Louis Prima.

Movies:

Anything with Marlon Brando in it except "The Island of Dr Moreau" mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never"style='display:none'

Television:

The Dating game, Lets make a deal,Hollywood Squares, The Honeymooners,The young ones.

Books:

The Zombie Survival guide(Complete protection from the living dead)

Heroes:

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My Blog

Creature without a head

Moonlight does funny things I've heard the wise man say But when you're in love You're moon shines everyday ~You don't even care if you're living or you're dead ~~You're the creature without a head T...
Posted by Squiggy on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:21:00 PST

Chicks chicks chicks....

Chicks chicks chicks, sometimes you love em, sometimes you dont. Sometimes  you wonder if your better off hanging out with a goat. Chicks Chicks chicks...............
Posted by Squiggy on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:55:00 PST

Mmmmmm Bosco

Bosco beandip, Bosco meatballs... It's more than just a milk-amplifier, it's one of nature's most perfect of foods!
Posted by Squiggy on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 01:14:00 PST

Chicken tartar

Word of advice. Dont serve chicken tartar at a party to people. Unless yer never gonna see those people again.
Posted by Squiggy on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:47:00 PST

Saurkraut

Someone once asked me "If you could be a vegetable, what would you be?" I said "I would be a saurkraut, it was my only toy as a child."
Posted by Squiggy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I had me a brainstorm!

A man is a guy who's tall....um...and he's like a boy,see.Except through the urges of nature he is forced to learn how to shave hiself.
Posted by Squiggy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pudding on the Celing?

Anyone know how to get Pudding off the celing? Dont ask.............
Posted by Squiggy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST