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The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Mostly white
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 4 Cubits
Favorite Color:: Plaid
Screen Name:: Dell
Favorite Band:: Rubber
Favorite Movie:: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Favorite Show:: Burlesque
Your Car:: Junkheap
Your Hometown:: Mashpee
Your Present Town:: Mashpee
Your Crushes First Name:: [censored]
Your Grade:: A+
Your Style:: Burlesque
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: Yeah, but he made it more awkward than necessary.
Danced in a public place?: I was just so happy I could pee standing up!
Smiled for no reason?: No reason IS a reason
Laughed so hard you cried?: No, but I've cried so hard I laughed.
Peed your pants after age 8?: Bastard had it coming
Written a song?: Yes.
Sang to someone for no reason?: Does malicious intent count as no reason?
Performed on a stage?: You think?
Talked to someone you don't know?: Everyone in the audience.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Befriend, bewitch, whatever.
Made out in a theatre?: Best stand-up act EVER
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Nah.
Been in love?: Yeah, but the temperature was down too low, so I had to get out early. You know, shrinkage.
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Alzheimer's patient
Tell you, I love you?: See above
Kiss you?: See above. I hate my life.
Hug you?: Judy
Tell you BYE?: In all caps? No idea.
Write you a note?: Me. *sob*
Take your photo?: I take my own photos, bitch
Call your cell phone?: Lost that a while ago.
Buy you something?: Um um um... Dorothy? Yeah.
Go with you to the movies?: Kevin
Sing to you?: My radio
Write a poem about you?: See above
Text message you?: Dunno.
Touch you?: Me. *wink*
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Listening to my act. I kill me!
Time you cried?: ... See above.
Movie you watched?: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Joke you told?: What do you get when you're gay? Made fun of!
Song you've sang?: I Touch Myself (and if you're really paying attention, you'll see how this ties in with another answer I've given!)
Time you've looked at the clock?: Just now, assclown.
Drink you've had?: Rum and Coke. On the rocks. Hold the rum.
Number you've dialed?: 867-5309
Book you've read?: To Serve Man
Food you've eaten?: Man
Flavor of gum chewed?: Red
Shoes you've worn?: Shoephone.
Store you've been in?: Polar Cave
Thing you've said?: I totally just busted out the lyrics to "Jenny (867-5309).
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: Sure. Just not well.
Whistle?: Only while I work.
Blow a bubble?: Maybe if I got to know the bubble a little better first...
Roll your tounge in a circle?: Only if it's buried in a lady's vagina.
Cross your eyes?: Without even trying. But only one of them.
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Sure, but my nose insists on dinner and a movie first.
Dance?: Sure. Just not well.
Gleek?: I don't care what anyone says, that blue monkey from the Superfriends was AWESOME
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yup.
Speak a different language?: Pig Latin and Esperanto. Unless you speak Epseranto.
Impersonate someone?: I can do thirteen spot-on celebrity impersonations, all of myself.
Prank call people?: Hells yes.
Make a card pyramid?: Yeah, but I need about seven hundred slaves to do most of the labor for me while I watch Veronica Mars.
Cook anything?: I can cook anything.
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: carpenter.
I wish ...: I had a good answer for this question. GASP! Dreams DO come true!
So many people don't know that ...: I am awesome.
I am ...: the walrus. KOO KOO KA CHOO!
My heart is ...: burlesque. ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
