The Wallstreet Kids are back invading your heads and making you bleed profusely from all kinds of unpleasant places. Now with 35% more talent and HaWt TeChNo BeAtZ.
We're just a couple of kids who didn't know anything about making music and decided that it would be fun to give it a shot. We generally just bang on something long enough to get a nice sound and scream out yarns about santa claus the pedophile, scrubs, and sexed up cows.
Responsible for the vocals is Fosterpants, a bitter bitter man with general resentment towards most and an undying loathing for the rest. He generally screams into the mic at certain intervals mostly about those "damn kids and their iDogs or whatever". He is fond of Ramen Noodle dinners and Scooby Doo references. His lappy, Mr. Soundbeat is mostly responsible for the HaWt TeChNo BeAtZ.
Responsible for the GUITAR LICKZ is Dr. Bear. Don't let his name fool you. He may look scary but inside he's just a big fuzzy ball of love. Unless you diss his cologne. Then he will MAUL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU,. Seriously. He was raised in an orphanage in Akron, OH and was adopted by a lovely family. Then his lovely family was killed in a bus crash during the annual "Hug the Pretty Puppies Jamboree and Carnival" and he was left to starve on the streets. He now lives safely in Fosterpants' basement feeding off the rats and alligators.
Enjoy the Music! Fosterpants & Dr. Bear
