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Ian X

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About Me

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Name: Phillip Ian William Douglas Hasslen, III
Birthday: 2/29/1988
Birthplace: Portland, OR
Current Location: Aloha, OR
Eye Color: grayish blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: about 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Israeli-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: commitment
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, with cheese-filled crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make a short film
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol. Why can't you just say "haha"? "lol" seems so tacky and fake
Thoughts First Waking Up: We did NOT have sex
Your Best Physical Feature: I wonder what other guys said
Your Bedtime: Justice never sleeps
Your Most Missed Memory: The swimming hole with Suzie
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Coke makes the back of my mouth numb
MacDonalds or Burger King: What's "MacDonald's"?
Single or Group Dates: Group dates aren't even dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I wasn't aware there was a difference
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate actually has taste
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee makes me sick
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes, too much sometimes
Do you Sing: only when I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: I try to
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: not right now
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm an atheist
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: only after a few drinks
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: I really wish I did more often
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're alright
Do you play an Instrument: not a musical instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No!
In the past month have you Smoked: No!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: That question doesn't really match the other ones
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WTF?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Doing what?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Of course!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only
Ever been Drunk: I get drunk on church wine
Ever been called a Tease: I don't recall
Ever been Beaten up: I've never been in a fight
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: That's terrible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astronaut!
What country would you most like to Visit: I hear Afghanistan has great bike trails
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde?
Short or Long Hair: short/long
Height: I don't know?
Weight: 50 lbs! I love ribs!
Best Clothing Style: FUCKING A&F!
Number of Drugs I have taken: In a boy/girl?
Number of CDs I own: I download
Number of Piercings: N/A
Number of Tattoos: N/A
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 16
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My Interests

Music:



The Beatles/Lennon and Harrison solo, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Marvin Gaye, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Sting & the Police, Simon & Garfunkel/Paul Simon solo, Eric Clapton/Derek & the Dominoes, David Bowie, Queen, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Bob Marley & the Wailers, Electric Light Orchestra, NWA, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, 2 Pac, Jay-Z, E40, Andre Nikitina, Gnarls Barkley, The Roots, Outkast, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Franz Ferdinand, The Gorillaz, The White Stripes, The Flaming Lips, The Killers, The Hives, The Strokes, The Talking Heads, Peter Gabriel, Bruce Springsteen, Michael Jackson, U2, Prince, Duran Duran, Hall & Oates, Tears for Fears, The Cars, Devo, A-Ha, Billy Idol, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Elton John, Billy Joel, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Radiohead, Coldplay, Frank Sinatra, Mozart, Beehtoven, Samuel Barber, Back, Wagner, Strauss, Stravinsky, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Duke Ellington...

Movies:


Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, E.T., The Color Purple, Empire of the Sun, Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, A.I., Minority Report, Catch Me If You Can, War of the Worlds, Munich, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Forrest Gump, Paths of Glory, Lolita, Dr. Strangelove, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon, The Shining, Eyes Wide Shut, Mean Streets, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, After Hours, The Color of Money, The Last Temptation of Christ, GoodFellas, Casino, The Godfather I & II, The Conversation, Apocalypse Now, The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, Dracula (1992), The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bananas, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Too Afraid to Ask), Sleeper, Love & Death, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Hannah and Her Sisters, Crimes & Misdemeanors, Husbands and Wives, Match Point, Platoon, Wall Street, Born on the Fourth of July, JFK, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Alien, Blade Runner, Gladiator, Black Hawk Down, Matchstick Men, Kingdom of Heaven, Top Gun, True Romance, Spy Game, Man on Fire, The Warriors, The Terminator, True Lies, Predator, Die Hard, Silence of the Lambs, Philadelphia, Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas/Corpse Bride, Ed Wood, Superman, Modern Times, Great Dictator, Vertigo, North by Northwest, Psycho, Some Like it Hot, Sunset Blvd., The Apartment, The Pink Panther (1964), 10, Goldfinger, Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge on the River Kwai, Citizen Kane, Gone with the Wind, The Wizard of Oz, Boyz N the Hood, The 400 Blows, Le Femme Nikita...

Television:


Video Games

Grand Theft Auto, State of Emergency, The Warriors, Max Payne, Metal Gear Solid, MegaMan, Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Bros., Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Donkey Kong Classic, Super Smash Bros., StarFox, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, GoldenEye, Perfect Dark, Half-Life/Counter-Strike

Books:



I really wish I could read more. My favorite novels have always been Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, and Steinbeck books like Of Mice and Men and Cannery Row. I'd like to read some Faulkner.

Comic Books

Crisis on Infinite Earths, John Byrne's Superman, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Batman; Year One, George Perez's Wonder Woman, Giffen's Justice League, The Death of Superman, Morrison's JLA, Our Worlds at War, Infinite Crisis/52/OYL, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Ronin, The Invincibles, Y the Last Man, Ex Machina, 100 Bullets, Moore's WildCATs, Millar's Authority, Classic Marvel, Claremont and Byrne's X-Men, Byrne's Fantastic Four, Infinity Gems Saga, Claremont and Lee's X-Men, Ultimate Marvel, Bendis' Daredevil, Supreme Power, Civil War, Sin City...

Heroes:



Charlie Chaplin, Alfred Hitchcock, Billy Wilder, Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, Martin Scorsese, Steven Spielberg, Oliver Stone, Sofia Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, Robert De Niro, Kevin Spacey, Tom Hanks, John Lennon, Bob Dylan, John F. Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Howard Zinn, Malcolm X, Jesus Christ...

My Blog

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Posted by Ian X on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:20:00 PST

Stupid Taco Bell Bitches

So, T-Hails and Bobby G and me were driving around and pulled into a Taco Bell. We decided to leave, and went to pull out onto TV Highway, behind this chick in a truck. Then she fucking backs up, appa...
Posted by Ian X on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:44:00 PST

I just got a complete John Byrne run of Post-Crisis Superman comics off of eBay

You know you're all jealous
Posted by Ian X on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:40:00 PST

Ian's a goddam long-haired hippie

I'm just getting around to blogging this, but the other day I donated $85 to a charity committed to building a school in Uganda or something. I figured it was for a good cause, considering the people ...
Posted by Ian X on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:17:00 PST

Shitty, shitty night

So, this all started earlier this week, when one of my coworkers asked me to take his Saturday shift, because he had a "hot date." In an effort to get cred from my managers (I still need to earn full-...
Posted by Ian X on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:08:00 PST

I don't know how to make my Space look pretty

And that makes me sad.
Posted by Ian X on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:24:00 PST

I'm such a shitty driver

I got my first paycheck from Best Buy today. $183 for about a week's work. Not bad, especially for a new guy (I think my first check up at Wendy's was somewhere around $60.) So guess what I do during ...
Posted by Ian X on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 05:18:00 PST

Well, I finally gave in

I guess that's the end of an era, as they say. Well, not really. But I've finally made a MySpace. A real one, that is. It's not much, but here it is. Took me about two hours to find the pictures I wan...
Posted by Ian X on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:48:00 PST