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About Me

I like music. Mostly Metal, Punk, and Hard rock, but I like small bits of other stuff like 60s hippy dippy, 50s rock, country, jazz, blues, ect...
I play Guitar and sing in a band called Twelve Gauge, that nobody particularly likes...I also have played drums for several bands. I really don't like to play drums seriously in a band as I'm a song writer at heart and it is not satisfying enough, plus I don't have the stamina for it. In fact, I wish I didn't have to sing in the band as well, but nobody else wants to, and I'm not going to let someone else sing like shit in the band..I'd rather just sing like shit myself..I'd like to concentrate on guitar, but vocal duty always falls to me.. If there right person came along I'd gladly let them..
I also have played bass, and I'm learning some keyboards. I'm in the process of building my own small studio (and am not making much progress) were I can do more recording. I(we)record all my(our)own music, because I'm not going to pay some asshole for something I can do myself. I'm not much of an engineer/producer, but I think I know a hell of alot more then some of you ignorant assholes...If you don't think my productions sound good, you can suck my dirty ass. I don't care. Don't listen to it..
I also like Motorcycles, and had had several in the past year, including a Honda Reflex MaxiScooter, a Yamaha Venture Royle touring bike, a Honda CB900, and finally a 1994 Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200. I'm sticking with the Sportster until I can afford a Roadking or a FLT. One of those fat fucking bikes with the big tires and fenders..
I am a customer software support tech (and I use that term "tech" lightly). I support kind of a lame ass piece of software, a couple of lame ass input devices..A few other boring useless things. I am generally a lazy fuckwad spends most of his time at work on the internet or reading books, waiting for assholes to call in or send me emails whining about shit. Too bad this just has killed my whole interest in computers..I guess I'm not that much of a geek.
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My Interests

Music, Motorcycles, Sleeping, Pets...I used to think I was a really interesting guy, but I guess I'm just really boring and somewhat lame..

I'd like to meet:

I have an ambivalent relationship with people.

Music:

Motorhead, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Exploited, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Cro-mags, Kreator, Sodom, Venom, Kiss, Anthrax, Ramones, TWELVE GAUGE!!!!, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, old Metallica, Watchtower, Damned, TANK!!!, Spinal Tap, Skrewdriver, Seven Seconds, MDC, Death's Head, Warhead, Cryptic Slaughter, DRI, Dr. Know, Crumbsuckers, Celtic Frost, AC/DC, Black Flag, Husker Du, Bugdie, Bob Dylan, Exodus, Voivod, Exhorder, Deicide, Hirax, Voivod, Heavy Metal Hell, Trouble, Hendrix, Circle Jerks, Blue Oyster Cult, Nuclear Assualt, Manowar, Hawkwind, Minor Threat, Pantera, Hallows Eve, Mentors, Meatmen, Obituary, Wasp, Twisted Sister, Riot, UFO, Deep Purple, BTO, Gordon Lightfoot, Iron Butterfly, RUSH, Ozzy, The Who, Uriah Heep, Annihilator, Misfits, Broken Bones, Jag Panzer, Pil, Animals/Eric Burdon, Beatles, Stones...and a million other different bands/artists/whatever.and of course Running Wild..ARRR!

Movies:

Naked Lunch, Goodfellas, Star Wars Trilogy, Filth & the Fury (sex pistols), Austin Powers movies, This is Spinal Tap, Bevis & Butthead do America, Pulp Fiction, Private Parts, Wayne's World, South Park Movie, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Decline of Western Civilization, Star Trek II & IV, The Ruttles, Strange Days, Happy Gilmore, Fast and the Furious, Almost Famous, Strange Brew, The Exorcist, Napolean Dynamite....Most movies with people from SNL...Probably more that I can think of at the moment.

Television:

South Park, Bevis & Butthead, Reno 911, OZ, Star Trek (original & next generation), Simpsons, SNL, Conan O'Brian, Crank Yankers, Doctor Who, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python, SCTV, Kids in the Hall, Benny Hill, The Sopranos, Married with Children, MASH, All in the Family, Batman, The Man Show, Mad TV, Seinfeld, Xena...Most documentaries on the Discovery channel, The History channel, A&E, VH1 and others.

Books:

Private Parts by Howard Stern (although I think Stern himself is kind of an idiot), The Hot Zone by Richard Preston, Underboss by Peter Maas, Murder Machine by Gene Mustain, A Man of Honor by Joseph Bonanno, The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano by Martin Gosch, The Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Heroes:

Your mom and your grandma..Maybe your sister if she is legal tender...

My Blog

Passed Motorcycle skillz test today!

I took my motorcycle skillz test today in Menominee, WI and passed the fucker. I would have taken it in Hudson but there was no tests available there. So I was stuck driving 50 miles..The test is so e...
Posted by Smokin' Carmex on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:40:00 PST

I dont get to eat any junk food anymore

I went to the doctor yesterday, to find out what was wrong with me after all the strange symptoms I was having the past month. My vision was getting blurrier. I was drinking tons of liquids and pissi...
Posted by Smokin' Carmex on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:18:00 PST

Got my motorcycle permit

I got my motocycle permit today, bitches..I can now ride around my Honda Reflex, and probably hurt myself in the process..Who cares though..What else am I going to do, play with my prick for 30-40 yea...
Posted by Smokin' Carmex on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST