Happy birth day Charles "Chinaski" Bukowski! |
Happy Birthday, you evil dirty old man....
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Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:11:00 PST |
Pubic hair. |
bad poetry challenge yet once again....PUBIC HAIR!We all have it, some of us even shave it. Now lets write a "love" poem for one's significant other involving their hairy plains!
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST |
A BIG stinker and a sinker! |
The Following is taken from Bad Poetry indexTheophilus Marzials My thanks to Alexandra Botelho for suggesting the next item. She writes, "Many people consider 'A Tragedy,' by the minor Pre-Raphae...
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST |
It's fathers day! |
So why not an ode to one's old man huh? How bout that time he didn't buy you a bike for Christmas? Or when he snuk you into the bar? Or put beer in your bottle? Or just slapped you silly because you w...
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST |
Making "good" poetry BAD! |
Well here's today's challenge! Make this sappy lovey dovey poem an evil drunken masterpiece! Do your best errrr Badest...>Wooing Song by Giles Fletcher Love is the b...
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST |
Featured author: Robert Smallwood |
I met Mr. Smallwood While I was living in New Orleans. Cigars and panama hats! He has wrote many books and plays. Good stuff! His book : The Five People You Meet in Hell,...
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Sunday's bad poetry coming down: Charles Bukowski - Metamorphosis |
a girlfriend came inbuilt me a bedscrubbed and waxed the kitchen floorscrubbed the wallsvacuumedcleaned the toiletthe bathtubscrubbed the bathroom floorand cut my toenails and my hair.thenall on the s...
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:11:00 PST |
Bad Poetry subject of the month: Asscrack |
Asscrack. We all got one. It's a beautiful thing really. Let us honor the great wisdom of God by giving this wonderful flab of flesh upon us with words! HIT IT KIDS! STAR TYPING!
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:20:00 PST |
Bad Poem of the month: Asylum |
Carey Fries ASYLUM I still hate myself for what I did, taunting feralcats in the isolation room, a suede bite glove. So cold, they hissed at the fogof my br...
Posted by The Bad Poets Society on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:17:00 PST |
