Stewie likes to talk about him self in the third person.
Stewie likes to travel most recently he went to the virgin islands (they are now just called the islands!)
was once voted person of the year..Twice in the same year!
, if you want a list of his enemies, just check the extinct list, mosquitoes die from malaria after they sting him,
once badgered a badger, can tear a phone book in half...Stewie is the only known person to have successfully sharpened someone's nose in a pencil sharpener & beat a brick wall in a game of tennis p. Stewie likes to play minesweeper with real mines.
Bill Hicks legened of legends
Britney spears shaved her head because Stewie told her to
Remember the film 'Broke back mountain'... they got the idea for the title from the pile of dead ninja's on my front yard!
when acting Stewie has to use a stunt double in crying scenes.
I am the only person to score a 26 letter word on countdown, WHEN THE A-TEAM was formed I applied for the role of Baracus, but the directors decided they needed someone with less atitude & physical strength.
Top gear hired me as The Stig.
Bill Hicks quote- I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me, "Tch tch tch tch. Hey, what you readin' for?" Is that like the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading for. Well, godammit, you stumped me. Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one, is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress.
Me - for having such a fuckin' awesome myspace!