Best friendz

(About Us:) We are the coolest girls in the south of the uk. If you don't know us, you should. We were separated at birth and feel that the little tables inside pizza shuttle pizza boxes should be used for Barbies. When we laugh we chill and are completely in love with men that have salt and pepper hair. Sometimes we steal children's toys and force Ryan Koppa to help us. Our lifestyles resemble that of Tom and Jerry. We always get calles from the police so make sure you don't ever do anything that would make us get one. Example: Emmy falls and and stubs her toe. We reply with "Uh....the hurt toe police called they uh want their Emmy back" Kinda like that. Our randomness is what keeps us sane and we love taking showers with beer. No not using beer to wash us although that's an idea drinking beer in the shower. We ride phatty style. We have tasted the best cookie dough on the planet and that's all because of Gangsta Ass Sarah. Our favorite song has to be L.O.V.E by Ashlee Simpson. Little shorts on men appeal to us. Short little men also appeal to us. TomKat is our idol. You're a jerk. When asked if people would have threesomes with us, the only answer suitable was said by Timmy, "The answer is obviously obviously!" Russian men are a favorite of Velva's and she found her love in a young man residing on noth cornwall. named Mischlovft. Tons of times have we kicked ass in beer pong and we'll take you any day of the week. Hot tamales might just be our fuel for living (we never had them...) We have some interesting bed buddies, xtravnoahlincolnryanx. Nice boys nice boys. Nothing's better than Tyra's titties and that'll never change! Sometimes it's just necessary to cuddle so if you are around us and have some sort of problem with that, don't be around us. Biz Markie has a cool lisp. We'd both rape Mos Def in two seconds flat. Is that even a bad thing? We are fans of something called 7:00 metal that needs to be done under the supervision of Ed and Kelly. The Armor show was sweet as hell and we met a cool ass grabbing mother fucker. If we had mini ipods, we'd probably break them or lose them. they're as small as a pencil. We like to steal shopping trollys and we hope to direct movies when we grow up. Claire can play the triangle and Stacy can rock the sandpaper. GET IN THAT FUCKING CLOSET R. KELLY AND YOU TOO J.J. LANCOUR!! Kevin Jericho can be our private dancer anytime and we kinda want to live in a mushroom. If you want to talk to us, you should. thanksbye.