I sell records for a living. I play records for a living. I'd like to make records for a living, but I'm terrible.
I'm boring when I'm sober, annoying when I'm not.
I'm pretty awesome at embarrassing the hell out of myself.
Trying to be crafty * Cutting my hair * Crying about cutting my hair * Vomiting * Pretending to be able to knit * Telling people how shit I am * At everything * Talking about Andy Bell * Forcing people to admit how awesome Oasis are * Being the 2nd worst bass player in the world * Buying shit I don't need off ebay * Being a loser * Video games * Sneaking into my mum's house to watch Foxtel * More video games * Dying my hair * Football * Ikea, it's like an amusement park for grown ups! * Eye make-up * Hating stuff * Getting obsessed with things * Catching public transport * Feeling sorry for myself * Being a terrible but enthusiastic singer * Motherfucking burritos * Complaining about not having a Wii * Slurpees * TWISTIES!!!! * Getting into cabs second * Playing Carry On My Wayward Son on Guitar Hero II *
One Noel down....
One Noel to go...
Dead Frenchmen * Oasis * Ride * Brian Jonestown Massacre * The Astral Kaleidoscope * Big Star * The Dandy Warhols * The Cooper Temple Clause * The Libertines * Television * My Bloody Valentine * the redsunband * Pharaohs * ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead * Galaxie 500 * Treetops * Klaxons * Elastica * The Stooges * 60ft Dolls * Children Collide * Interpol * The Jam * The dB's * The Telescopes * The Shangr-La's * Kula Shaker * The Church * Julie Ruin * Kasabian *13th Floor Elevators * The Kills * Le Tigre * The Morning After Girls * The Black Angels * The Kinks * Stone Roses * The Replacements * The Creation * The Shins * Sleater Kinney * The Cops * The Star Spangles * The D4 * 78 Saab * The Horrors * The Stems * The Strokes * The Laurels * Belles Will Ring * Echo And The Bunnymen * The Pretty Things (and the Dirty ones) Supergrass * Spiritualized * Spacemen 3 * The Walkmen * The Ca$inos * Wire * Pavement * Chapterhouse * The Sonics * The Long Blondes * Yeah Yeah Yeahs * The Beatles * The Byrds * Small Faces * Rolling Stones * Black Rebel Motorcycle Club * The Remains * Cat Power * Joy Division * The City Lights * I (love) Space * Wolf And Cub * Primal Scream * Trans Am * Arcade Fire * Teenage Fanclub * Jesus And Mary Chain * Royal Trux * Bikini Kill * The Hellacopters * The Verve * You Am I * Psychedelic Furs * Tom Vek * The Warlocks * The Gin Club.
Mallrats * The Big Lebowski * DIG! * Fast Times At Ridgemont High * Help! * Hard Days Night * Head * The Point * Pretty In Pink * 16 Candles * Mannequin * Donnie Darko * Spirited Away * Grease * Velvet Goldmine * The Labyrinth * Twin Town * Fletch * The Faculty * 24 Hour Party People * Live Forever * The Opposite Of Sex * Rumblefish * Small Faces * Heathers * Back To The Future (1,2 and 3, of course!) * Willow * The Deer Hunter * Withnail & I * Beetlejuice * Quadrophenia * Fargo * Blow * Bladerunnder * Zoolander * The Goonies * Less Than Zero * Rushmore * Empire Records * National Lampoon's Vacation * Edward Scissorhands * Legend * Evil Dead * Howl's Moving Castle * But I'm A Cheerleader * Versus * Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Mighty Boosh * Twin Peaks * The West Wing * Arrested Development * The O.C * Curb Your Enthusiasm * The Office * South Park * Family Guy * Seinfeld * Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy * Deal Or No Deal.
Bret Easton Ellis ones * Please Kill Me