Macadamian Mafia

basically me and bruda joe were bored as fuck one day and decided to write a rap song about green shit. we called it leprechaun poop and just practiced singin it wit a dr.dre instramental that i had. that basically started the whole thang, we really only wrote lyrics when we were hella bored which was pretty much all of the fuckin time. it was hard to find things to write about for a rap song though considering we were just a couple of white kids in the most un-ghetto town in cali, therefore we couldnt write about wat its like livin a thug life cuz the last thing we wanna do is be fake like most the mutha fuckas in this town. we decided to just rap about fucking bitches(females) considering its the only thing we could relate to cuz rapping about cars wouldnt work since neither of us own a car and rapping about drugs wouldnt work cuz me and joe are probably the biggest squares you'll eva meet. most of what we wrote was based on experience or true stories, i remember me and joe were trying to find something to write about and were fresh out of ideas, we then took a break for a while until i met this girl (whos name will remain anonymous) who was a nice girl but a lil chunky and by lil chunky i mean 200 pounds, and to make a long story short i lost my virginity to her. now i know yir thinkin that im a real dumbass for it but after all that happened i started to write a song about the experience i had with her which was called "fat bitches", when i told joe about the song he liked the idea and decided to add a few lines himself which then brought both of us back to writing lyrics. since then we have made many other songs such as "erection infection", "nut stains", "d-roy is a gangsta", and many more.