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Jill

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


former grounded, sarcastic, outgoing, honest, witty, extremely active, open-minded, athletic, leo, optimistic, silly, passionate, inquisitive, compassionate, dog lover, cute as hell

My Interests

creative love, stimulating conversation, moving my body a new way everyday, slippery easy friendships, texas hold em, being artistic, the human condition, actually exchanging some messages with someone/not just collecting friends, sweating outdoors, sweating indoors, hearing other people's story, the dichotomy between how healthy i eat and how unhealthy i drink, writing and performing comedy, helping people, the beautiful delicate position your head is in when you bite into a taco.

I'd like to meet:

positive, clever, funny, creative, down to earth, intelligent, witty, athletic, energetic, good spirited non-issuey guys with some fire in their belly... and hey, it doesn't hurt much if you're sexy

Music:

i celebrate all types of music (except death metal and country). i love me some good beats, trance, hip-hop, ambient house, funkalicious.... and some standards, of course... some madonna when i'm getting ready to go out, seeing DMB live, moby to chill out to, the beatles to sing to in the car..... my ipod has over 3000 songs on it.... should i really be forced to narrow it down?

Movies:

any movie that makes me laugh, makes me cry, or makes me stop and think, if it's at the laemmle, i'll see it. if there's only one copy at blockbuster, i'll rent it. netflix is my new religion- they have the most amazing collection of documentaries.

Television:

anything on comedy central, the hbo original series'...all of them, noah's arc, intervention, discovery and discovery health, syndicated seinfeld, arrested development, the office, scrubs, msnbc investigates, idol, apprentice, and top model...c'mon, i'm just the only one who will admit it.

Books:

read everything thus far by david sedaris & augusten burroughs, stephen king's short stories, and most recently these totally engrossing, weird nonfiction medical books: complications, stiff, and spook...whoa.

Heroes:

anyone who knows why there are so many hookers on myspace. i'm seriously. where did they all come from?

My Blog

poem to my pregnant friend

Let me buy a vowel, because O my god!You deserve an Oscar for holding up the non-preggers facade!Its incredible news...yall must be flyinExcited, giddy, jumpy, laughing and cryin!Its a whole new book,...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:56:00 PST

texan customs :)

The following is a "helpful letter" I wrote to my brother's fiance Dayna just before she came to a huge south texas engagement party my parents threw for all their friends to meet her Dayna - I know ...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:50:00 PST

the ccccch-odd couple...a middle eastern sketch

The Cccch-odd Couple (dont' forget your chhhh's) Zannoush walks into the apt and finds Guidishizian on the sofa, hung over. Zannoush Chhhhhalo, you lazy havarush...of all things holy, you look ...
Posted by Jill on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:42:00 PST

Threesome sketch

"The Grass is Always Greener on the other Threesome"Lights up on the three in bed. Mark, sleeps peacefully between the girls with a contented smile. Jen takes out two cigarettes, passing one to Jill....
Posted by Jill on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:34:00 PST

model sketch

"FUCK ME WITH YOUR EYES," A WHOLESOME SKETCH :) jillzann benacker prod. INT. A ROOM SOMEWHERE. WHO FUCKING CARES. IT ALL TAKES PLACE ON THE SAME DAMN STAGE, RIGHT? ...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

family jewels

THE FAMILY JEWELS Lights are off. Trina,38, has a big bag of stuff. Derek, early 40s, enters. DEREK Helloooooo....Is som...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

a rehab sketch

The lights come up and we see 5 people mingling and talking, fixing cocktails, and eating junk food, commenting on the beautiful space theyre in this week.....etc. Lauren, a dry New Yorky type, clear...
Posted by Jill on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:10:00 PST