I like interesting things.... Especially the ones that capture my interest.I also love pirates and piracy.
BOY SETS FIRE lyrics
I'd like to meet:
Preferably living type people (UPDATE: November 2, 2004. I have chosen to desist in my predjudice against the undead... SO... I must now say...) "I'd like to meet living type people and the undead... and Godzilla!"
No wait! Fuck the rest of you, you suck! Even the zombies, although not as much as you boring assed "living" sods... I only want to meet Godzilla!
Godzilla alone peaks my interest... Only Godzilla is my intellectual peer!!! I shall run now into the street, flag down an ice cream truck, purchase a Choco-Taco, track down Godzilla and present him (her?) with the icey treat whilst reciting sonnets and sparking a heated debate concerning the global implications of fat-free aged swiss cheese slices. Wow! Now that is a sentence... P.S. In case you missed it, I don't want to meet any of you! Unless you're Godzilla, in which case I want to meet... Wait... Now I'm getting redundant... FUCK! {Always a good idea to end a run-away thought process with a definitive expletive}
Music:
Varigated taste? No I actually am really picky about music, it's just that the kinds of music I enjoy fall on opposite ends of the spectrum. Such as: boy sets fire., Johnny Cash, The Ataris, The Krewmen,, Dashboard, The Weakerthans, Atari Teenage Riot, Orange 9mm, Propahandi, Godzilla and the Monster Island Five, Patsy Cline and a bunch of other stuff you don't like.
Stuff like the Red Elvises.
Update: WHY THE F*@& DIDN't ANY OF YOUSE FRAGGERS TELL ME ABOUT THE HORRORPOPS?!?!?! And to those who have no clue what I'm talking about, consider youselves informed... "The Horrorpops own your A$$!"
Check em out Horrorpops.com
Movies:
Movies should have swords, guns, shit blowing up, kung fu and a really sad storyline that makes you cry a shit-ton. I cry at movies, big deal! I can still beat you in a headbutt competition and then drink you and a friend under the table. So there. Faves:
, , , The Matrix, Event Horizon and anything in the "horror" genre (the cheeseier the better) AND FUCKING GODZILLA!!! (Not movies 'about' Fucking Godzilla, but Godzilla mov... Wait a minute!!! THAT'S IT!!!! The perfect film genre... It wil appeal to all generations... Kids will love it, academics will debate it's applications to world affairs and history, Parents will treasure it's anti-drug message, Drunks will play drinking games with it and economists & comicbook store workers will jack off to it... It must be... The greatest film idea ever.... GODZILLA PORNO!!!)
Television:
I watch the History Channel. That's it. And football. But nothing else. Except baseball. And bowling. But never anything else on TV, its all crap. Of course I do watch Godzilla movies on Sci-fi, that's not crap. Neither is MST3K... Wait, I watch too much fucking TV... Fat bastard!
Books:
Books are cool, I like the ones with pictures almost as much as the ones without. I mostly read alternative history, military history, genre history texts, pretty much any fiction about non-fiction, and I will FINALLY be able to finish the Dark Tower Series this spring. For your information, my favorite book ever is "The Eyes of the Dragon," by Stephen King. Even if you don't like King, check it out, it is very light reading and tells a great (fairy tale) story. Oh yeah, work allows me to read lots of economics textbooks.... Dude! It's way more fun than you think, but it still doesn't qualify as entertaining.
Heroes:
My Grandfather, The Cleveland Indians, Baragon, The MacManus Brothers, The Priest from Dead Alive, Lone Wolf and John Maynard Keynes... In that order.
