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John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End

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So what's the big deal about John Dies at the End ?

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ANNOUNCEMENT: I have William Shatner’s publisher

What do I, William Shatner, Janet Evanovich, Orson Scott Card and Tom Wolfe have in common? JDATE has a new publisher. Details at the main site. Man, what a long, fucked-up trip it's been....
Posted by John Dies at the End on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:35:00 PST

6 Brainwashing Techniques They’re Using On You, by David Wong

6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using On You Right Now. That's my latest article over at my day job, Cracked.com. It's not as paranoid as it sounds. Or maybe moreso....
Posted by John Dies at the End on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:28:00 PST

Driving to the end of the world

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Posted by John Dies at the End on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:06:00 PST

URGENT - PLEASE READ

Everything is happening now. Read the update. If you're part way through reading the story, you have 10 days to finish it. http://www.johndiesattheend.com/ More to come on 9/30. On 10/31, you'll see w...
Posted by John Dies at the End on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:04:00 PST

Announcement Tomorrow


Posted by John Dies at the End on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:35:00 PST

Doorway to Hell

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Posted by John Dies at the End on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:18:00 PST

Snails

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Posted by John Dies at the End on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:10:00 PST

Can cultural perceptions vanish your dong?

So of you know my obsession with African Penis Thieves, a group of sorcerers in Africa who, with a touch, can make your penis vanish.Accused penis thieves are beaten and killed by mobs. Men rush to th...
Posted by John Dies at the End on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:38:00 PST

The book is unavailable

Or new copies are unavailable, if you go to some sites it's listing the price at like hundreds of dollars but that's just an error. It's planned, this is what I've been warning you about for months.&n...
Posted by John Dies at the End on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:12:00 PST

Fred Durst is a 65 year-old Country Music Singer

Fred Durst has turned into Willie Nelson.What the fuck?  That's the most unsettling thing I've seen all month....
Posted by John Dies at the End on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:48:00 PST