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About Me

These things are so cliche. Saying these things are cliche is cliche. But whatever. Anyways, onto the groove.
I'm Clae.
I really hate these things, I'm not going to lie.
I love music.
I'm looking a band.
I play bass.
Poptarts own.
Jesus rules.
Satan sucks.
I am a huge rock star.
I dig werewolves. Movies, stories, lore, whatever. The whole mythology is fascinating.
Black Sabbath are the greatest rock band in history. No question.
I love acoustic music, and death metal.
Japanese food owns.
Overdriven bass is the greatest sound in hard rock.
When I'm in a bad mood, I like mellowed out Christian music. It soothes my soul.
Music=life=love.
Love is where it's at.
Peace through Strength.
I love hip-hop, but I hate rap.
I love (good) poetry.
Bass solo's are pwnage.
Sugar packet revolution is awesome.
So are chocolate biscuits.
I watch really good movies.
I also watch really, really bad ones by accident.
Southern Metal will own you.
The Showdown are amazing.
Embracing Goodbye are the best Southcore band around.
Told You.
All your base are belong to us.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Ozzy. Geezer Butler. Tony Iommi. Bill Ward. John C McGinley. Chuck Norris. King David. Tybalt. Mastodon. Frank Peretti. Ted Dekker. A metal chick who isn't completely insane.

My Blog

Really? Seriously? Come on.

So, just a random musing, but I think I could be the only person I know that realizes what a mindjob visual perspective is. Seriously. We're born with it, so it's pretty innate, but that doesn't make ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:38:00 GMT

Hardcore is dying, and trying to take metal with it.

First of all, let me make something extremely clear, because I don't want to have this discussion again and I'm sick of having to repeat myself. Hardcore and metal are not the same thing. 087 riffs ar...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:25:00 GMT

PWNT!

Since i was 12 years old, my dream was to drive a Ferrari. I found a guy who will let me drive his Ferrari, but I can am only allowed to drive it for o...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:30:00 GMT

Save lives, Sign it

Below is the url for the petition to help find a cure for SMA, the #1 genetic killer of children under 2. Every signature helps, so spread the word.http://www.thepetitionsite.com/182/petition-to-...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:49:00 GMT

A Short List of Things That Annoy Me

Feel free to add your own. They are as follows:Bad coffee Hipsters People who say "In a nutshell" People who call people "Guy," "Chief," and "Boss" without being ironic Hardcore "dancers" Ind...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:53:00 GMT

A Letter to Barack Obama

From my brotha Remy over at RemySheppard.comDear President-Elect Barack Obama, I was going to start this letter with how much I love my country, and how much of a patriot I am and how no matter what ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:52:00 GMT

I Swear To God This Is The Greatest Music Video Ever

Shakira Feat. Glen Danzig - Hips Don't Lie
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:49:00 GMT

Goliath - Neil Gaiman (Pt. 3)

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Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:43:00 GMT

Goliath - Neil Gaiman (Pt. 2)

The following is the second part of Goliath by Neil Gaiman. Again, I claim no authorship.My wife was at her mother's that week. Things had got a bit tense, and she'd moved out to buy herself some 'br...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:40:00 GMT

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