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An Altruistic Pervert

Oh Calgon take me away

My Interests

Music:

Devo, The Dictators, Brian Wilson, Johnny Cash, Pegboy, Naked Raygun, Bruce Springsteen, Screeching Weasel, Gwar, Iron Maiden, Frank Sinatra, Tom Waits, The Rolling Stones, The Arrivals, The Strike, Joe Jackson, Van Morrison, Smoking Popes, The Bhopal Stiffs, Stiff Little Fingers, MC5, Adam Fitz, The Hold Steady

Movies:

Rushmore, The Outsiders, Red Dawn, Patton, Annie Hall, Duck Soup, A Night at the Opera, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Sting, The Aristocrats

Television:

The Wire, The Shield, Family Guy, No Reservations, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, anything on the Home Shopping Network.

Books:

Charles Bukowski, John Fante, Carl Sagan, Celine, Anthony Bourdain, Stephen Jay Gould, Richard Feynman, Stephen Ambrose

Heroes:

James Lileks
Thomas Sowell
Walter Williams
Pat Dollard
Larry Elder
John Stossel
Artie Lange
Gilbert Gottfried
Howard Stern

My Blog

Yet another interesting fact about Michael Winslow...

My life is a non-stop learning process.  I am always learning new and wonderful things about myself and the world around me.  I look at the world as a great big classroom, and I am constantl...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

Tell me what you're wearing so we don't clash

One of the worst ways to start a day is when you order a McGriddle, and they hear McMuffin.  It's just not the same.  There is no McDonalds logo or syrup logged bun on the McMuffin.  It...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

My thoughts on death and dying...

I've gotten a lot of E-mails asking for advice in the months since my last entry.  I thought that I'd take a few minutes to answer some of the more common etiquette questions that I get.  Fi...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:43:00 PST

A bad case of lovin' you...

Speaking of my trip to Canada, it was for work, and I flew in and out of Toronto on the same day.  That's probably a tiring day for normal people, but me on an airplane is kind of like the scenes...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

Fashion before function

Every night after I eat dinner, I eat some popsicles.  Ok, correct that, I have sugar free popsicles so I don't get a tummy ache.  Since they are sugar free, I don't feel guilty about polis...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

Some shitty shit

I live in a garden apartment.  I've never opened my bedroom window until last week.  I've always relied on my air conditioner and a fan to keep me cool in the summer.  I decided to open...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:57:00 PST

A little song... A little dance.... A little seltzer in my pants..

OK, I have been drinking.  I also haven't written a decent blog in 5 months.  Also, I just wrote a brilliant 10 page blog that I inadvertantly deleted when I tried to do a spell check. ...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST

Me, by the numbers

It's been a while since I've written a blog, so I thought I'd give everyone an update about myself.  I wanted everyone to get a good idea about the numbers that control my life.  It seemed l...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:03:00 PST

Reality isn't Father knows best anymore...

It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel toe grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed.I guess life wasn't done shitting on me yet, because when I got to wor...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

One more thing

I forgot the best part about the whole break in, the guy who ripped me off was good enough to take the CD out of my CD player and leave it on my front seat.  It was Bruce Springsteen's Devils a...
Posted by An Altruistic Pervert on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST