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jess

I'm not a police man, I'm a princess

About Me

myspace schmispace. my name is jess. i love mcdonalds hamburgers and redvines licorice. i have the cutest dog you will ever meet. i have roadtripped for a total of 3 months to 47 states sleeping in my car or camping almost every nite. i have 3 younger brothers. i get crazy road rage. i crave adventures and acting like a kid, and being goofy and learning new things. i quit my job to become a pharmacist. i drink a lot of cheap champagne. i fight a constant battle to keep myself from eating chipotle everyday. i invented the side-bangs hairstyle. i want to move to california. i have a ferocious pet bear. i dream of owning my own boat. i love music and punk rock shows. i love people who recommend new music to me...so do it please:)

My Interests

love the city, love live music venues, love the outdoors, especially the beach, love adventures, love being goofy, love traveling, love my puppy, love emo-dance pop, love not playing trivial pursuit, love matt skiba, love running by the lake, love mornings started w/coffee spiked w/baileys, love having a summer break. and that's it.

I'd like to meet:

someone who's gonna push me to experience all life has to offer

Music:

alkaline trio, smoking popes, death cab, elliot smith, the shins, tilt, sparta, at the drive in, texas is the reason, the mars volta, braid, therapy, postal service, the anniversary, the arcade fire, nada surf, bright eyes, taking back sunday, get up kids, thrice, eisley, jimmy eat world, the used, the darkness, green day, superchunk, rainer maria, promise ring, thursday, jets to brazil, elastica, saves the day, damien jurado, coheed and cambria, bayside, the audition, paramore, panic! at the disco, hellogoodbye, cruiserweight, capital eye

Movies:

the princess bride, office space, the terminator, the fifth element, the matrix, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, ace ventura, napoleon dynamite, the elf, old school, and every other movie w/will ferrell

Television:

the bachelor, blind date, elimidate, dating story, (and all other cheesy dating shows), iron chef, the office, curb your enthusiasm

Books:

the opposite of my favorite book is my chemistry book.

Heroes:

mare and the smoke

My Blog

best idea ever

Sunday, 9:30am:  Run 5 miles.  Drink 6 beers.  Pass out in the middle of Balbo Street listening to live cover bands.  Whoever invented the Chicago Shamrock Shuffle race i...
Posted by jess on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST

copy cat

Go into your MP3 player and shuffle your songs. Put them in the soundtrack to your life as they come up. No cheating! Opening Credits - "Headlights on a Hand Grenade" - Tsunami Bomb Getting Ready Scen...
Posted by jess on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

trick or treat

hehe, I am totally wearing this into work on halloween!  :)  ...
Posted by jess on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

economy cubs game (pics added)

Brenden beat me to the "economy cubs game" blog.  Damn it.  How can I compete with a high school english teacher that has already been published and has written a fricken novel?!  here ...
Posted by jess on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:13:00 PST

wait... they dont love you like i love you

1. How tall are you barefoot?  5'9.  and I'm 10 feet tall in my boots. 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?  no 3. Do you own a gun?  uh, negative 4. What do you think of hot dogs? I l...
Posted by jess on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST

mmn, novocain

I went to the dentist today.  she shot me up w/novocain and then immediately started drilling.  I stop her and ask if she should wait for that stuff to kick in and she sa...
Posted by jess on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:12:00 PST

tribute

My Grandma Mona ~7/27/1921-11/21/2005   *12 children, 23 grandchildren, 4 great grandchildren *always called me "dear jessie" *every single week for most of my childhood she would mail us a littl...
Posted by jess on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 11:26:00 PST

probably the best news ever

yes, it is true.  will ferrell and jon heder (napoleon dynamite) are starring in a new movie called "blades of glory."  they will be playing world class men's figure skaters t...
Posted by jess on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:16:00 PST

oh no!

40's might be banned forever!! November 17, 2005BY FRAN SPIELMAN City Hall ReporterForty-ounce bottles of beer and malt liquor -- some of it so cheap and potent it's known on the street as "liquid cra...
Posted by jess on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 08:52:00 PST

smoking popes

The smoking popes rocked the hell out of the metro friday nite.  Josh Caterer would probably not like that I said the word "hell" in refering to his music since he is all born again and what...
Posted by jess on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 06:36:00 PST