I'd like to meet:
The Funky Bunch...
Music:
Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, 311, Radiohead, Tenacious D, Kula Shaker, Jets to Brazil, Dolphin Rock, Portishead, The Squares, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Jurassic 5, Handsome Boy Modeling School, The Urge, At the Drive In, Sparta, Mars Volta, Less Than Jake, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, The Sugar Hill Gang, Fat Boys, Huey Lewis and the News, and DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Dolphin Rock, Earth Wind and Fire, Faith No More, Ludacris, Nappy Roots, Eminem, Hank Williams Sr., Trainwrek, Outkast, Led Zepplin, Poe, Aquabats, Eddie Money, Yes, and let me just say Black Sabbath again.
Movies:
Halloween, Dawn of the Dead, Wet Hot American Summer, Donnie Darko, Cannibal! The Musical, South Parth Bigger Longer and Uncut, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Happiness, 2001: A Space Odyessey, Lolita, The Killing, The Killer's Kiss, Kill Bill, Resivoir Dogs, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, Goodfellas, The Godfather Trilogy, The Cook The Theif His Wife and Her Lover, Do the Right Thing, Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, The Goonies, The Princess Bride, The Breakfast Club, Fright Night, The Burbs, Very Bad Things, Rambo First Blood: Part II, Friday the 13th: Part II, Nightmare on Elm Street: Part I, C.H.U.D, The Dirt Bike Kid, R.A.D., Zapped, The Porky's Trilogy, Oliver!, Movin', Brewster's Millions, Blues Brothers, Animal House, Ghostbusters, Strange Brew, Gremlins, Mac and Me, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, The Straight Story, Clue, Murder by Death, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, Kuffs, Mystery Date, A Clockwork Orange, Ten Little Indians, 12 Angry Men, Summer of Sam, Bamboozled, Raging Bull, Red Heat, and Little Marines....a tale of three children, and a director that would never ever ever ever ever never ever ever never ever get work in this world again..unless he decided to make a sequel....which he did...it was badass with a capital Jesus. No, seriously...its a mostly christian film. Yeah, I know...it is awesome...i've seen it.
Television:
24, Mr. Show, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Murder in Small Town X, You Can't Do That On Television, Welcome Freshman, Bannaman, Picture Page, Pinwheel, Mr. Wizard, Out of Control, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Salute Your Shorts, Teen Wolf (the cartoon), and RENT...a non-aids related miniseries adaptation of the blocbuster hollywood smash hit of the same name.
Books:
Maniac Mcgee, The Giving Tree, Survivor, Suburban Commando (a novel as read by William Paxton), How to kill people part 2, Murdering for dummies, Shoestew, Bumblebeefreely, Argon king of the ogoths, Mishumel, Antantieanto, The Hot House, and last but not least "How to Trick Your Next Door Neighbor Into Committing Murder".
Heroes:
Arnold Feldspar