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Marcus

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About Me

...But if you put a gun to my head and said, "Shred!" I could blow some motherfuckers away. It would probably be shocking.

My Interests

I make a lot of idle threats and am a wizard in the kitchen

I'd like to meet:

Some of my favorite Jews: Seth Rogen, Woody Allen, Jonah Hill, Adam Goldberg,Terry Zwigoff, Bob Dylan and Shammy Babe (Sammy Davis Jr.) Special honary mention goes to Robert De Niro for playing a Jew in 'Casino.'Edit: OMG I cannot believe I forgot to mention Jeff Goldblum! Blasphemy abounds!

Music:



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Movies:



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Television:

Weeds, The Wire, Family Guy, The Hills, How Do I Look? and sometimes Adult Swim. O, AND I GO TO WWW.CLARKANDMICHAEL.COM AND WATCH THE CLARK AND MICHAEL INTERNET PROGRAM EVERYDAY.

Books:



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Heroes:

The Cheetah Girls!

My Blog

Erie moment of clarity, the ’real’ About Me

"It was one of those rare moments where life delivers on the promises offered by Hollywood...I just stood there and watched her disappear like the pathetic "romantic" coward I am. In a way, it was a p...
Posted by Marcus on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:57:00 PST

Hollywood

 Narc Lobster [11:19 PM]:  Have you ever wondered how tall your favorite celebrities were?heysuphearts [11:19 PM]:  um all the timeNarc Lobster [11:19 PM]:   Celebrity Heights...
Posted by Marcus on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST

So this girl was either high, insane or taking the piss

or all of the above, but I still Lol'ed a lot. SkoolDaze03 [3:16 AM]:  there is this guy in my building and his gf wont let him smoke inside so he basically stays on the patio smoking 24 hours a ...
Posted by Marcus on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:49:00 PST

U-God

 Aneurysm1967 [12:51 AM]:  who is u Auto response from Sammy Loving Jr [12:51 AM]: I have stepped out to lunch. Sammy Loving Jr [12:57 AM]:  Say whatAneurysm1967 [12:57 AM]:  you m...
Posted by Marcus on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST

THIS JUST IN, DANI HATES THE BLKS

Here's the proof!  heysuphearts [11:06 PM]:  FUCKIN MUTANTSammy Loving Jr [11:07 PM]:  :/heysuphearts [11:07 PM]:  it was funny, because me and denise didnt even plan that!Sammy Lo...
Posted by Marcus on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

How Do I Look?

I like watching this show because it pisses me off so much and I like being pissed off. The women on there look so much better before that English skag gets a-hold of them and dresses 'em up. Af...
Posted by Marcus on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

What

Well Superbad was everything I could hope for and more. However, I find myself saddened because now I have nothing else left to look forward to in life. This doesn't speak very favorably of my life in...
Posted by Marcus on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

Is

Oh hay, I googled 'Jesus' and found hella Jesuses! My favorite is Swedish Jesus, he looks like he'd play in some nonoffensive indie pop band. Russian Jesus looks like Oskar Kokoshka from Hey Arnold! O...
Posted by Marcus on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:56:00 PST

Up?

http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1051020022&ref=app I had forgotten I was even on this site until recently. Feel free to add me if you'd like, maybe it'll serve as a nice alternative to Myspa...
Posted by Marcus on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:50:00 PST