Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero!

About Me

i'm a one year old mini rex!
my fur is the absolute best. i'm super plush and stripey like a pit bull! have you ever seen an orange brindle bunny before?
i thought not.

i love spending time with my owner, Bunny, and i have a serious crush on her boyfriend, Raven! he's sooo my bitch, too. if he doesn't pet me when i tell him to, i just pee on him.

i like chewing on electrical cords and playing in the backyard when my owners are outside to keep me company. i hate being left alone!

i also LOVE those little host wafers with the cross on them. i'll do Anything for them!

My Interests

chewing electrical cords, bunny back rubs, hanging out with my people, playing under the big dresser. Communion Wafers are super tasty!

I'd like to meet:

other bunnies or friendly kitties to play with! i also like people, though i'm a little shy at first.

Music:

loud music frightens me.

Books:

books are tasty! i especially like grabbing and ripping pages out of my owner's hand when she doesn't pay enough attention to me.

Heroes:

-Bun Bun, oh, how i totally wish i could hold a switchblade....
-Fiver, 'cause that guy was awesome! i know what it's like to be the smallest.
-my owner, Bunny, for rescuing me from the pet store and giving me a home!

My Blog

the date.

things have been kinda poopy around here lately.my owner Bunny needs to clean the damn bedroom so that i can spend more time out of my pen! i'm sick of being cooped up!also, i'm not allowed in the off...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

the thing in the bathroom and the Night Watchbun.

ok, update time and i've gotta be quick 'cause i'm not really allowed in the office anymore!i found out what was making all that noise in the bathroom. it's Coco! my old kitty friend that went away wh...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

something in the bathroom...

there's something in the bathroom. Bunny and Raven (my owners) are keeping the door closed all the time. usually that's one of the rooms i'm allowed in when it's Attack Rabbit Run About time....and it...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

yay!

okay, so i'm feeling WAY better today.yesterday was my last day of pain meds. i didn't even really need it, but my owner Bunny wanted to be sure i wasn't still hurting and the medicine tastes yummy an...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:37:00 PST

ugh.

i'ma keep this short 'cause i feel like hot melted ASS.i got "fixed" today.so if i'm fixed now, how come i feel so broken? i ate a little food and nibbled some hay, but overall i just feel terrible.th...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:03:00 PST

addendum to weekend update.

how to tell when your owners really, really, rillyrillyrilly love you:when they cancel a trip to Las Vegas because you're getting fixed on the day they're supposed to leave but they want to make sure ...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:53:00 PST

weekend update!

to all my birthday well wishers: thank you all so much for your kind words!it really means a lot that everyone has been so nice when i'm so very, very new!i had a fantastic birthday with lots of treat...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:30:00 PST

my birthday!

yay! today's my birthday! i'm a whole year old now.i got some treats, and special attention from my owners, and tons of birthday comments from all of my bunny friends. thank you all so much!and guess ...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

well that wasn't so bad!

i went to the vet today for the very first time!a nice lady petted me and told me i was very soft and pretty, then she petted me and played with my ears, then she stuck something yucky in my mouth and...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 05:41:00 PST

Not Happy.

i hate car rides.i hate car rides.i hate car rides.that said, i hate car rides.so what is this i hear my people talking about? something about needing to get some kind of car-cage? a "carrier?" what t...
Posted by Automatic Attack Rabbit Zero! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST