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Grab

you think you have four friends? well, you don't. you have one... and it's spicehandler.

About Me

I WISH I'D GOTTEN THIS YESTERDAY.

My Interests

cara beating ericas lampshade, drunk bike rides, intercepting high fives (or at least trying to,) stooging, red front doors, oral hygiene, those strips of sticky glue that come on the backs of gift cards and shit, gold coast mansions, unsweetened iced tea, planetariums, sweden, drunk wrestling, h-3-fun, you. dancing- i don't think there's anything else i'd rather be doing.

I'd like to meet:

my purch buddies in front of the henry moore, on the mall, in between classes. it's a beautiful day.
an old friend for a few drinks. a new buddy to shoot the shit with. a brewmaster. baby jojo counting to a billion in french. those with a basic grasp of spelling & the english language. people who take off their seat belts while parallel parking. the literal manifestation of all things figurative. anyone who will roll with the punches. dewey. people who are consistent & even-tempered. a rainbow cookie the size of a small building. you. people who know there is no fucking "a" in the word "definitely." someone completely rational. a beautiful non-threatening mythical creature. the guy who invented alarm clocks so i can thank him for ruining my life. fucking good time buds so we can just haaang out.

Music:

faith no more. the black heart procession. interpol. arcade fire. kid dynamite.

Movies:

groundhog day. the nightmare before christmas. shaun of the dead. eternal sunshine. super troopers. before sunset. conversations with other women.

Television:

america's funniest home videos montages. roseanne. law & order svu. guna. curb your enthus.

Books:

every vonnegut ever, the little prince, unbearable lightness, catcher in the rye, time traveler's wife, our endangered values, etc and so on et al

Heroes:

papa les, the best person in the entire world bar none. peter schwab, jimmy carter, and especially peter schwab talking about jimmy carter. paul vitello, i miss him.

My Blog

Euro-pics

London & Paris pics are in! I know you all can't wait to see them. Skip the ones of buildings. They're pretty boring even for me and I was there. http://community.webshots.com/user/lauriegrab...
Posted by Grab on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST

god damn it, you've got to be kind.

"That's all over, men working with their hands and backs. They are not needed." "Men like Harry will always win, won't they?" said Caroline. "They're losing everywhere." Bunny let go of Amanita. He ...
Posted by Grab on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LET'S GET SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE FOREVER

SOO what do you do when you're preeeeettttyyy sure that you've hit your maximum funtimes/goodlivin peak and it's gonna be all downhill for the rest of your life? and also, you reeally miss your buddie...
Posted by Grab on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST