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Wanktard

Holy shit, there goes the planet.

About Me

One time I was walking from the Northern to the Central Line and I saw a drunk man in the distance attempting to get high fives from random strangers. Genius! I immediately got excited, I couldn't wait until it was my turn. Watching him get turned down by one annoyed person after the next made me believe that my high five would lift his spirits and would make it all the more special. Finally the time had come, he lifted his arm, took the proper high five position and as he uttered the unmistakable two words-HIGH FIVE, I very enthusiastically gave him just that. As I kept on walking he yelled, you rule! I turned around, looked him square in the face and yelled back, No...YOU rule!yea that pretty much sums me up.

My Interests

Rugby, Art, photography, writing, reading books forwards and magazines backwards, being a science nerd, fishing, throwing up on boats while trying to fish, hiking, running in the forest, biking, getting lost, road rage, sand dune jumping, avoiding sharks and most bugs, reading signs and names of stores out loud while in the car, impersonating car alarms, giving annoying people the thumbs up, and for special occasions, two thumbs up, climbing trees whenever possible, trying to decifer the English language and being utterly ridiculous in life. gomyspacego.com

I'd like to meet:

People who will, when prompted, wear their shorts on their head like a hat, people who constantly quote things with their hands, people who don't say thank you when you hold the door for them, someone who thinks smelling me is a proper greeting, guys who wear fanny packs, an expert in barnacle taxonomy, people who like mouth pipetting,a mime off the clock and people who have unibrows.


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Heroes:

Barf the Mog, Bill Murray.